Aries: Heated argument coming your way!

Taurus: Will most likely shrug it off, get offended, upset, or if its big enough, you're dead

Gemini: Will either shrug it off or explain how your life is terrible in any way possible

Cancer: Gets upset, doesnt respond verbally, but in his/her brain thinks of ways to murder you without getting caught.

Leo: Will probably shove your head off your body

Virgo: Outsmarts you with smarter insults

Libra: Points out all your flaws

Scorpio: Murder

Sagittarius: "So are YOU!"

Capricorn: Calmly tells them that they will order a certain type of bug egg that will hatch into caterpillars that will eat the flesh from inside your body, turns into cocoons and burst out of your skin as moths to shove into your big mouth of yours

Aquarius: Will get offended, but will react in the most reasonable way possible...By making them sound ridiculous

Pisces: Gets upset, and thinks about the meaning of life. Then wonders if banana fries will ever exist.

Pisces=Best reaction ever