Based off of his vid "Markipiler eats breakfast and ponders life for 5 minutes"

*Yawn*
We see the wild Markimoo in his natural habitat. Markiplier gets out of bed and walks to the kitchen to get some breakfast. He grabs a glass of water, a jug of milk, his cornflakes, a candle, and starts making a cup of coffee. He puts the stuff of the table wondering how he could carry that all at once. "Ah!" He says as he realized he forgot a bowl! He walks over to the cupboard and grabs a bowl. Markiplier sits down and lights the candle. "I'm going to confess my love for Jack today." He thinks. (I don't support septiplier, this FanFic is just based off of his vid that does. But septiplier is kinda funny) The wild Markimoo looks at the box of cornflakes thinking the possibilities of a Markiplier x Cornflakes FanFic.
*sip*
He sips the steaming coffee out of his mug. He then grabs the box of cornflakes. "Come here my love." He says as he gives the cornflakes a little kiss. Mark starts pouring the cornflakes into the bowl. "Come out my babies," he coaxed them out, "I just want to eat you!" He put the box back down. The wild Markimoo pours milk into the cornflakes. He picks up the spoon dunking it in and out of the milk. He scoops up the cornflakes and eats them. "Mmmm delicious babies." He says. "Thank you cornflakes you are the only love I have left, besides Jack of corse." He stares at the box, the beautiful picture of a bowl filled with cornflakes on the front.
"I love you too." The cornflakes said.
"You can talk?" Markiplier asked.
"Yes I can."
"I really like you cornflakes."
"I really like you too Markiplier."
They stared at each other for what seemed like hours. Then they started to lean in. Mark kissed the cornflakes and Jack walked in.
"J-jack hiiiiiiii!" Markiplier said, "I thought you were in Ireland!"
"I was!" Jacksepticeye said, "Didn't you see my text yesterday? I was flying in to visit my true love! But I might have to find a new true love after what I saw what you were doing!"
"I-it wasn't what it looked like!" Mark said.
"So you weren't kissing the cornflakes?"
"N-no! I-i thought the picture on the box was real...!"
"You have another true love?" The cornflakes asked Mark.
"Wh-what? N-no..!"
"Another true love? So you two are a thing?" Jack said angrily.
"I-I guess...?" Markiplier said.
"Well I guess you won't be needing me! Hmph!" Jack said as he stormed out of the room.
Markiplier and the Cornflakes continued their "date".

A few years later the cornflakes asked Markiplier to marry her. "*weird scream* YES!" Markiplier said.

They got married and had a happy life eating all of their babies.

THE END!

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Hope u guys enjoyed this random Markiplier x Cornflakes FanFic! In one of his videos the FanFic writer had Mark wonder about a Mark x Cornflakes FanFic so I had ideas. Then, Corniplier was born!!!...... idk guys I'm bored halp meh.
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