For: Lori :)

52: "He's cute."
"I know, but I'm cuter."
54: "Stop talking about how clever you are."

"Darling, would you like to go shopping with me?" Lucio purred, earning himself a glare from the (eye colour)-eyed girl, sitting across from him on the sofa.

"Stop purring like a damn cat, Lucio. How do I even put up with you, ugh!"

The golden-eyed prince from some weird distant land(?) narrowed his eyes at his companion, "You should treat me with a utmost respect! I am the prince of Vesuvia!"

Ah, yes. Vesuvia. That was the random place the golden-eyed arrogant man hailed from.

"As far as I know, you're just a really rich and spoiled kid from some far away land who lives in a bubble and calls himself a prince to feel better about himself."

His eyes narrowed to snake-like slits, "How dare you doubt my princely powers!"

"I mean-"

"Haven't you seen my pictures? My outfits? I am royalty!"

"Pfft, yeah. I googled Vesuvia and you know what came? 'Sorry this place does not exist.'"

"Google is dumb!"

"No, it is not."

"How can anyone but a prince have this fur coat and more than seven hundred outfits and so many dazzling sashes and this glorious body-" he lifted up his crisp white shirt to display his expertly chiseled abdomen- "like what you see?"

(Y/N)'s breath caught in her throat. Her heart went djdjdjjsdj.

"You piece of shit! Cover up!" She smacked him on the shoulder.

"But I caught you staring!" He grinned at the blushing girl, pulling his shirt down.

"I'm going to quit being your friend if you keep this up!"

"Why? Have you started catching feelings for me?"

Her ears turned red, "Shut up. Don't get ahead of yourself."

"Why wouldn't you, though? I am beautiful. I am charming. I am intelligent-"

"I swear to God, Lucio. I'd much rather spend time with Asra! At least he doesn't plague my mind with constant annoyance!" (did someone get this pun? Plague? *wink wonk*)

He grabbed her hand, "Whenever I try to get closer to you or be nice to you, you're just so mean!"

"That's not true, Lucio! You're just so selfish and egocentric! You know this is how children act! 'Look at my dress! Look at my hair! Look how pretty I am! Listen to me!'"

He yanked his hand back, "Excuse me-"

"It's true!"

"Are you saying you would much rather not spend time with me again?" The blond asked, looking at the pretty girl in front of him.

"No! I really like spending time with you Lucio. It's just...."

"What?"

"Your constant self appreciation eats my mind. Sure, one should always love oneself, but not go to the heights you leap off to!"

"But you should bear in mind that my standards in humans are very very high. The fact that I spend time with you and hang out with you is a testament to the fact that I feel you are worthy for me."

She sighed, although her cheeks became dusted with a brilliant pink.

"And I only want to be seen with the best of the best. You are smart, sometimes funny and above all, you are breathtakingly beautiful and you look pretty good standing next to me. So yes, I do appreciate you a lot too."

"But Asra's cute."

"I know, but I'm cuter," Lucio purred into her ear, earning a slap to the shoulder.

"Move away!"

"Why? Do I fluster you?"

Yes. Yes. He did, a lot. He was the epitome of a fine man-

"N-no! Ugh!"

"I am so clever and I have such a good choice. I must say I am thoroughly impressed with my choice. May I court you, then, (Y/N)?"

She glared at him, "Stop talking about how clever you are and just kiss me already. Maybe I'll re-evaluate my feelings for you."

His eyes glinted, "Your wish is my command."

And with that he captured her lips in a kiss that only someone like Count Lucio could give.

"So do you like me, then?"

She smirked at him, "Try again. Let's see what you've got."

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A/N: Sorry for taking years, fren :((

I'm not super happy with this but I hope you like it :'(