Request? No

You didn't want to be at this stupid party but Brooke had dragged you there, saying you needed to be more social. Only to ditch you once she saw her boyfriend Jeremy Heere, who honestly? Was being sort of a dick recently. So you opted to just sit in the bathroom until it was time to leave. You knocked on the door getting an "I'm on my period!" In return, you decided to sit in front of the door. Then you heard someone singing, like what the fuck?

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall

Then you realized the person singing was Michael Fucking Mell, your best friend since diapers. You also utilized that he couldn't be on his period because he was male.

I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all

You decided why not sing with him, I would. You sang, fitting into his little song perfectly.

I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone

Come hang with me

Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there

Let's fix our broken pieces together

Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
Forget how long it's been

Let me in

I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
No you can't come in!

"Fuck you too," you muttered.

I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom by himself
All by himself

You don't have to be by yourself
You could let me in

I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me

That's not possible
And when the night falls
Loneliness falls

And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door, "I wanna dance with somebody"

"I'm not drunk!!!" You yell.

And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!

I will always be here

Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
I half regret the beers
Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
As I choke back the tears

Please let me in
Let me love you

I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
Michael in the bathroom by himself!

I know him, I've known him all my life
Please just let me in.

You decided you were going to knock on the door, maybe he would open it.

[MICHAEL & ALL]
Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon

I want to be with you

Knock, knock, knock, knock
It sucks you left me here alone

You don't have to be alone

Knock, knock, knock, knock
Here in this teenage battle zone-

You heard someone should FIRE!!!! And started panicking, you banged on the door frantically. "Michael!! Let me in!!!"

Clang, clang, clang, clang
I feel the pressure blowing up
Bang, bang, bang, bang
My big mistake was showing up
Splash, splash, splash, splash

"Michael Mell open this Fucking door!"

I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
And there's my best friends panicked face

"Yes, now we gotta get out of here, there's a fire And I really don't want either of us to die!" You exclaimed grabbing his wrist And racing down the hallway only to see flames creeping around the corner. You saw And window And pushed Michael towards it, both of you tumbling out of the burning building just in time.

"Thank Chuck you're ok!" You shouted hugging him tightly.

And I can't help but smile
For my friend loves me
And then I look at the building
And the present is clearer
And there's no denying, I'm just-

So in love with you, you sing smiling At Michael.

At a party
Is there a brighter sight than-

Two losers in love at a party

Michael in love at a party
This is a heinous night
I 'm glad I didn't stay at home in bed watching cable porn
Or that I offed myself instead

Or that I was never born

We're just two losers in love
We must be so happy
Sings a duet together
God we're such losers
Michael flyin' high
Two people you never see
Two losers in love alone in their world
Alone in their world
Alone in their world
All you know about us is our names
Awesome party
I'm so glad I came

"I love you, Michael Mell." You breathed

"And I love you, (Y/N) (L/N)," Michael replied before kissing you.