Random writing

By Me.

Rabbits jump on the moon

Riding the roller coasters of icecream

They say that pickles can grow mustaches but I don't think that's true.

More likely they grow beards.

Can I has a lollipop?

No not yours.

That doesn't sound like a good idea.

I think sugar is bad for your brain but good for your soul.

If you don't sleep you'll become mentally ill and well have to stave you to Doc McStuffins.

No I'm not kidding.

Be a dear and hold my rubber seaweed.

You can jaywalk on a zipline without falling off only if you tug at the strings of humanity making everyone go sane.

Your dog makes my head spin right round, right round.

When it goes howl howl.

Hey Macklemore can we go thrift hopping?

Who who who who? Who who who who? Baa da baa da baa oo da.

I'ma buy some junk, with this $100 in my back pack. I-I'm I'm looking for something to impress my cat with. This is too Oddsome.

Starfish were meant to fly!

Make a note that this is very Awka awkward.

Hey, where's Kiwi?

I need a circle.

Tad, Willie, Mary, Edward, and Robert were a part of Abe Lincoln's family.

I have a chocolate.

Roses are red,

Your face is black and blue

See, this is where being stupid got you.

Birch please...

I'm fabulous.

I have Needaphobia.

Therefore, I Needaphobia.

Not really.

I have plenty of Phobias.

Like Needleaphobia.

GAH.

Ulrich is a samurai and he has teamed up with a giant purple cat named Odd.

I worked at the zoo once. i saw an elephant,

But I'd rather not talk about it.

~Jim

He cray cray.

I hate that word.

Cacapoopoo

She's killing me,

Once I get over it ill have revenge.

That is my speech.

Candles speak the truth so if your going to listen to anyone, listen to the candles.

Is anyone reading this?

Probs not. You guysh are so cray cray.

Rocks have good hearing. Be careful saying your secrets near rocks. Their blabber mouths.

I have a mocha lotté.

OUO <my face is pretty.

I'm so drop dead gorgeous you are all dead now.

Rocket ships get bad recognition.

Wreaths have hair.

I'ma snail.

Ima slug.

No shell over her' baby.

(>^~^)> #

I made you a waffle

#<(^~^<)

But then I was like

(>^#^<)

You no deserve this...

(>^~^)> =# <(O~O)>

But your face does!

(>^~^<) <(#~O)>

This started World War III

(>O~0)> -{ DX< }- <(0~0<)

Our weapons were waffles.

(>030)> =# #= #= =# =# <(0~#<)

The war was ended. It was only between you and I but I won.

Coconut dries my mouf.

OUO {--- More of my prettyful face

Just give me a chocolate

Just a little bits enough.

Just a second

We're not fattened just yet

And we can learn to eat again.

{dyes cookies green}

My doc says I need to eat more greens so I went on a dye it.

The wild calls you.

Roses are red,

Your butt is blue,

Orangutans like you

Belong in the zoo

But don't you fret,

I'll be there too.

Not in the enclosure

But making fun of you.

I'm just joking,

You act like I'm cruel

Just keep calm

And don't be a fool

Can I just tell you

You look like you need to use the loo

Don't you get angry

Just make a poo

Give me a chance to laugh and play

Your really killing my mood

I have so many things to say

Starting with...

Hi.

How do you like the poem I made?

The butterflies in my tummy are telling me to clap.

I think I'm done here.

I hope you know that this is really made by my toe. I can't stop rhyming oh and I look at the Timing. I have to go. Hideyho.

(Ill be back. With more... XD)