I do not own any of the original warrior cats in this spoof----- Also I totally believe the photo above :3

*all of StarClan is sitting in a circle*

Spottedleaf: *sets up camera then turns back to crowd* OK EVERYONE, SMILE FOR THE CAMERA AND SHOW THE TRIBE OF ENDLESS HUNTING OUR BOSS PROPHECY MAKING SKILLS!!!!!! *all nod*

Feathertail: *at camera* 3,2,1, ACTION!!!!

Spottedleaf: Hello, Tribe Of Endless Hunting! Today we will be showing our awesome prophecy making skills! Bluestar, you go first!

Bluestar: Ok, so how's this-

From the sky above comes the skittle colors that will save you all, but you must find her before you fall,
Under the skittles!

Spottedleaf: Naw, how's about this-

Before the dawn of the skittles,
You must find the special one,
Who can eat all the skittles,
Before you're all gone!

Crookedstar: Those both suck ~_~

Blue & Spotted: Well YOU do better!!!!

Firestar: Why don't we just tell them who it is and get it over with?

Spottedleaf: *evil voice* >:3 Because this way we can watch them suffer- *looks up*

StarClan: 0.0 ...

Spottedleaf: 0//.//0 *blushes* I mean- uh- They need some fun in their lives, right?

StarClan: Uh, ok....

Bluestar: Let's see how complicated we can make it *>:3 Evil smirk at Spottedleaf*

Spottedleaf: *>:3 Evil smirk to Bluestar* How about this-

From the stars above,
A pair shall appear,
One sharp in thought & the other in ear,
They will stop the sky from destroying the world completely.

Bluestar: AWESOME THATS SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!! :D

Firestar: But who is 'one sharp in the mind & the other in ear,' referring to?

Spottedleaf: *shrugs* Dunno, just sounds cool

Bluestar: :D Plus, since they worship us they'll think it's 100% accurate, only leading them into more confusion!

Spottedleaf: Now to press the 'send' button >:3 *red button randomly pops up*

Firestar: NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! *makes epic slo-mo dive knocking Spottedleaf away from the button*

Mosskit: *randomly 'poofs' into the scene* Ooh, button! *goes to press button*

Firestar: NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! *makes epic slo-mo dive once again*

Mosskit: *presses button as Firestar lands 5 feet away* Did I do good? :3

Firestar: ~_~ No-

Bluestar: *interrupts with huge smile* Yez you did my widdle goil, YEZ you did!

Mosskit: (⌒▽⌒) YAY!!!!!!!

Spottedleaf: *turns to camera* And that is how StarClan makes a prophecy!

Bluestar: YA TRIBE OF STUFF-I-CANT-REMEMBER BEAT THAT!!!!!!!! *pumps paw into the air*

StarClan: OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BETTER RUB SOME ICE ON THAT BURNNNN!!!!! *starts rubbing arms*

Feathertail: Annndddd CUT!!!! Great job guys!

Firestar: 0-0 THAT was a GREAT JOB?!?!?!?!?

Feathertail: Yeah! You should've seen them with the power of three!

StarClan: ！(◎_◎)

Feathertail: Uhhhhh..... True, maybe not....