Yo I'm Mapleshade and I'm gunna sing a special song today!
It's called I'm So Antsy (parody to Fancy)

Mapleshade:
Yo StarClan if u listen to this jam you'll see how awesome we are ya!

I'm so antsy
To, oh yeah, cut your throat
I'm comin' straight at you
Better watch out, no time to take note

I'm so antsy
Oh wait you're dead
Knocked you down, broke your head

*wraps* So first things first I'm pure dark (dark)
When u touch I feel a spark (spark)
I'm oh yeah in da Dark Forest (forest)
That is first and foremorest (morest)
I hold you down, claws at throat (throat)
All you are is a moat (moat)
But I'll get across any barrier (barrier)
Don't matter if I do it nice and fairier (fairier)
As long as I steal your soul in the end
Death is where for you I send

Oh yeah I'm BEAST!!!!! *waves arms like maniac*

Spottedleaf: *behind bush with video camera* Aaannnndddd... CUT!!!

Mapleshade: 0//.//0.... D:<

Spottedleaf: Oh Mouse Dung 0.0 *runs like heck*

Mapleshade: D:< I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!! *bolts after her*

Spottedleaf: 💡! *throws Poptart Bomb*

Mapleshade: *stops next to bomb* 0.~ WTH is is this???

Poptart Bomb: >:3 Three, two, one...

Mapleshade: 0-0 Oh Sugar Honey-

Poptart Bomb: Iced Tea! *explodes*

Spottedleaf: *runs into StarClan* >:3 YESH I GOT IT I FREIKING GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!

Bluestar: *walks up* Got what?

Spottedleaf: >;D *shows video*

Bluestar: X3

Spottedleaf: Here we go... SEND TO THE WORLD MUAHAHA!!!!!!! *presses button*

Bluestar: *sassy voice* Uh, you know that video camera is like soooo outdated- You need a Catcell!

Spottedleaf: 0.- A Catcell???

Bluestar: Like ya! Look at mine! *pulls out pink Catcell* Look! You can text, send pics and call! Perfect for popularizing your video!

Spottedleaf: ~_~ Fine, how much?

Bluestar: $32 Million

Spottedleaf: 0~0 That's cheap, right?

Bluestar: :D Of Course it is! Why do you ask?

Spottedleaf: *cough* I can't count *cough*

Bluestar: WUT????

Spottedleaf: 0//.//0 Uh, never mind~ Here's your money! *hands money*

Bluestar: Here's your Catcell! *hands phone*

Spottedleaf: :3 YESH NOW I CAN SEND THE VIDEO!!!!!! *presses send*

Crickets: *Cheep, Cheep*

Spottedleaf: *presses again*

Crickets: *Cheep, Cheep*

Spottedleaf: =^= Bluestar...????

Bluestar: Oh! You have to get the new Catcell2- The original won't work anymore! $45 million *holds out hand

Spottedleaf: -_- Fine! *hands money*

Bluestar: >:3 Here you go!

Spottedleaf: YESH!!!! *presses send*

Crickets: *Cheep, cheep*

Bluestar: Uh, about that-

Spottedleaf: Do I have to buy the F****** CATCELL3 NOW?!?!?!?!?

Bluestar: =~= Uh, no. You need to turn on the whyfy

Spottedleaf: =^= Oh. *turns on whyfy*

Catcell2: Whyfy on!

Spottedleaf: *rolls eyes* FINALLY *presses send*

Crickets: *Cheep, cheep*

Spottedleaf: BLUESTAR YOU ARE SO-

Crickets: *Cheep!*

Spottedleaf: Thank you! *demonic voice* NOW GIVE ME A CATCELL THAT F****** WORKS!!!!!!!!! D:<

Bluestar: 808 YESHHEREYOUGOSENPIYOURWISHISGRANTED!!!!!!!!
*hands over phone*

Spottedleaf: YESH!!!! *presses send*

Crickets: *cheep, cheep*

Spottedleaf: *~* Hush up I get the hint! BLUESTAR...?????

Bluestar: Hehe 0.0 Uh, want the Catcell2S?

Spottedleaf: 0@0 *roars*

Bluestar: Oh-

Skykit: *teleports* POPTART BOMB!!!!! *drops bomb & vanishes*

Spottedleaf: >:3

Bluestar: 0-0 *runs like heck*

Spottedleaf: >:} *chunks bomb*

Poptart Bomb: *Explodes StarClan*

Spottedleaf: 0~0 Oh mouse dung.

Mapleshade: *randomly appears* Yo >:3 *cracks knuckles*

Spottedleaf: Dear StarClan 0//3//0

Mapleshade: WTF...?

Spottedleaf: XD Whoops! Wrong face! （；゜０゜）*runs after Bluestar*

Bluestar: *pops out from behind bush* CUT!!!!! YESH this CatCell105S works so well!