Dreams: Why is there a pink trash can here?
*Dreams opens the trash can*
*Inside the trash can is me on my phone. I'm surrounded by pictures of some of my ships.*
Me: *looks up* Oh, heeeey Dreams... What cha doing here?
Dreams: I found this trash can and decided to investigate. Why are you in a trash can.
Me: :3 I'm trash.
Dreams: Are you surrounded by your ships?
Me: Not ALL of them of course! That would overflow the trash can...
Dreams: Mm-Hm... *pulls out random picture*
Me: Hey! Don't let everyone see my ships!
Dreams: What? Afraid you'll cause a shipping war?
Me: YES. Escpically with that one-
Dreams: Why would CD Ross x Red cause a shipping war?
Me: SSSSSSHHHHHHH!
Dreams: Uh...
Me: I'm the only one who ships it!
Dreams: You don't know that-
Me: I searched all online and there was none.
Dreams: Oh... Why? It makes so much sense.
Me: I guess people who watch the crafting dead don't ship, are shipping other ships, or don't contribute to the internet.
Dreams: It should be a real ship.
Me: Yeah, it should. Can you leave me alone to Wattpad now?
Dreams: Ugh, fine.
*Dreams puts the picture back in the can and closes the lid*
*I go back to Wattpad.*