Hello aliens. I tricked you on that. You're probably checking back to see what I wrote.

You probably didn't realise that I wrote tip 4, when it should be tip 5.

You're checking.

You're smiling.

You're wondering why you even bother to read this.

If you're being bullied, don't dunk your own head in the toilet! Stand up for yourself. Enemies mean you actually stood up for something in your life! So it means you have the courage to stand up for yourself a second time.

Now, you can go passive or aggressive.

I really prefer the passive, as it's not so bloody and violent.

Passive: There are several passive solutions.

1) Ignore them. Bullies get bored after a while if their victim doesn't take interest. Believe me, I've had personal experience.

2) Stand up for yourself. But this is passive, so please use words, not sticks and stones. You'd be surprised what words can do.

3) Tell a teacher, parent, or close friend. Or just someone who you can trust.

4)Call the police, fire brigade and US army.

Don't actually do that. Because I was joking. You did that?! Oops.

Now for aggressive. Actually I'm not going to do aggressive because it's not the way to go.

As for bystanders.

If you're a bystander, don't just stand there; do something! Put yourself in the victims shoes and imagine what it would be like if you were being bullied.

If you're the victim, and yu notice someone who's always standing there and watching, what should you do?

a) Ignore the bystander.
b) Talk to the bystander about the bullying, and go tell a teacher together.
c) Do it Cam style and tie the bystander to a chair, and interrogate the bystander about what he/she has seen or heard. Kidding, I don't do that.
And d) Charmspeak the bystander into forgetting about everything.

It's pretty obvious that the correct answer is b, even if you wanted it to be c.