Okay so I was eating one of those cheap apple ring candies and just chillin out. ALL OF A SUDDEN ONE OF THE LITTLE GRAINS GOT CAUGHT IN MAH THROAT AND I STARTED CHOKING. Like wtq?!?!? Bruh, tears were coming out of my eyes O_O Over a tiny.little.sugar grain. What has mah life come to!?!??! Ahem anyways, how has life been for you guys? Hmmm? Oh...

Matt: M-Ma'am, I b-brought you t-the tea you o-ordered....

Why thank you Matt^^ Why don't you take the day off since I'm too lazy to boss you around rn!

Matt: THANK YOU M-MA'AM!! *sprints off*

Welp, BAIIII MAH KAWAII~PANDA BEARS!!!!!!