I wrote one little chapter once about Laughing Jack, Will Grossman and Frankie the Zombie........ if you know who they are.....ANYWAY............ and everyone there in the comments was like "LAUGHING JACK IS MINE!" "WILL GROSSMAN IS MINE!" "FRANKIE IS MINE!" I was like "AAAH *head explodes*"

And everyone on a chapter was like Jeff is theirs and they think he's straight I think they said that last part because they are obsessed with Jeff, and people are always like "JEFF IS MY BOYFRIEND OMG I LOVE HIM" and I'm like "Wait, nah, wha- AAAH NO" So I put a whole chapter with only pictures of Jeff the Killer and BEN Drowned shipping on there like "*evil laugh* SHIP IT...SHIP IT...SHIP IT...."

All like "HE'S MY HUSBAND OMG WE SHALL GET MARRIED HE'S MY BOYFRIEND AND WE SHALL BE TOGETHER FOREVER BACK OFF HGTFDFGHGCFDFGH *rabies*" And I'm all like "I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE FANGIRLS LIKE THAT" or "*steps back* Please help me" I mean they are really serious about that stuff I'm like "Nope *disappears into the void of nowhere*"

And I text some people like example "BEN Drowned" or Jeff the Killer" or "Eyeless Jack" or "SOME CREEPYPASTA" because why not and we talk and talk and it seems we're building a good friendship and sometime like everyone they change their username to a different Creepypasta and I'm like "Where did *whoever* go?" and they're like "They left I am now taking this." and I know very well it's them but they acting like we never met and all I really hear is "Oh, them, they disappeared off the face of the Earth and onto a planet unknown f*** you" and I'm like "Well then..." it happens everytime so yeah

And when I changed my profile to Peridot, I mean I loved it it was awesome everyone stopped talking to me I was like "Okay then cri" it took about a couple of days for people to start talking again. I eventually changed it back because I changed back, I change then come back to Shadow Puppet and everyone was like "So the whole "Peridot phase" is over now, huh?" I was like "WHA- I SLAP THE HUMAN OUTTA YOU!"