Hmmm, how should I write these, uh, entries, this book? Hm, I don't know what to call this. Is it really a chapter when it is just my random thoughts, but probably not because it will most likely be all nonsense, unless I am some genius like Einstein and I accidentally come up with a cure for a big disease and I save thousands of lives just because I wrote it in this, erm, UGH, the problem has looped back around. See, there's a lesson to be learned here, sometimes your issues come back round and bite you in the booty! I know, I have a way with words. Anyways back to the main topic at hand, how to write it...

Bold

Iltalics

Normal

Bold Itallics?

Decisions. Well Bold says, I am speaking, I am important. However I presume you already know this entire book is going to have just my thoughts, so it isn't really needed unlike in actual stories that let you know when the author is breaking the fourth wall.

For some reason when I see Italics I think of French people, is that stereotypical? If so, I have no intentions of ever offending anyone in anyway shape or form, and I am sorry if I do. Still whenever I see this I read it in a French guy's voice with the little mustache thing. Bon jour, je'mapple Ashley. Although I'm not a man so this just got real awkward... Moving on.

Bold Itallics is just like um, it's just like half way in the middle. It kinda gives an on the edge suspension feeling to it. 

Hmmm. Normal is normal, I don't like normal, it's well NORMAL. And I am weird, however I am sure the weird phrases and words would make up for the normal font. Yeah I think I will do it in normal unless I need italics or bold for some reason like pointing out a word like THIS!

Oooo, that brings up another point. Should I type in all capitals, all lowercase, or regular. Okay, okay, this decision is obvious, I know. OBVIOUSLY I SHOULD TOTALLY TYPE IN CAPS. No, I'm just kidding. Well so far I have literally typed 274 words about how I should type this, um, ONCE again I have no idea. You guys should let me know in the comments below. (Oh yeah, sly self promotion) xD I'm just kidding, hey it could've been worse like I could have randomly stopped typing and star- Have you ever heard of audible? Haha, only true Youtube watchers will understand that joke xD

Ahh what are we at now, 350 words. And no, I am not treating this like some sort of assignment where I have to type a certain amount of words, I just find it astounding that I have somehow managed to type literally over 350 words mostly about what type of type I should type this piece of type in. BOOM! MIND BLOWN! Wow, it's 2:31am. Huh, wow.

But yeah, I am not trying to get in a certain amount of words, I'm just gonna stop when I either fall asleep while typing, or I just feel I am satisfied with what I have written. So yay, lol. Dang it, I was trying to avoid using things like "lol", "jk", which now that I think about it I have already used xD and I used jk in my bio. Wow, self-five lol. Well now I'm going to keep doing it, ugh lol. DANG IT! Oh my crossy road notification just went off, dang it, do I check the notification or keep typing. Hm, I don't want to mess with the flow of the writing, I mean it's all flowing write now, but it's freaking Crossy Road. And yes, I STILL play that game. Not as often as I do, but now that they have added a bunch of new characters I am determined to get at least most of them, especially #thedress. Oh yeah, I went there, THE DRESS PEOPLE!

I know you guys will hate me for this, but what did you see? It is actually been confirmed that it is indeed black and blue which is what I see. I don't understand, how do people see white and gold??? It's really interesting to me. Well, it's getting late guys, I will see you in the next, thingy of this book? Lol bye guyss!

Note: I am such a fail. I thought I posted this like 2 months ago!!! Wow, I just, freaking adkj.fcn dskjfnc dkjnmfc.