Bold letters means future me interrupting past me XD

Son of a fish (S6 Ep15 of OUAT)

"Shut up sir."    Lol I just read that

Finite   Ima use that spell to get away from the cats (it's a shielding or encasing spell)

Come off it. Just read this this'll be fun

Newt: I'm a hufflepunk *Puts on shades*
Also Newt: *Proceeds to trip over a ladybug*

Adele is BRITISH, PEOPLE!!! (I did not know this :3)

Flibity gibbet

Donna, care to share with the class?

Somethings inhibiting my enzymes

Fellows and felitas

"Merde"      -Lafayette in my reading  ;u; look it up boi
I can say this out loud but unless they speak French they won't understand me  (;-;)

Unalive them!

Celsius is just  32 1/2  plus the Fahrenheit (probably not idk)

An eye for an eye makes the world go blind. Nice doe

Jacksepticeye is Irish (I couldn't figure out his accent) (I don't watch him a lot tho)

DFW S5 Ep17 cold open of Brooklyn Nine Nine tee hee

"The human body has 7 trillion nerves and you've managed to get on every single one of them"

"If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?"

Pineapples  (idek what I was doing here but I bust out laughing almost every time)

Nice to see you.... but if your here who's guarding hades?

"Nope. No. Nein. Nee. Nah. Non."
He said. "How many different languages do you want?"

Gavel

Bald Beagle history

"What the fu-"
"Language!!!"
"English!"

"Ireland for the win."
YASSSSS THE EMRALD ISLE THE LAND OF DRINK AND LEPRECHAUNS

"Turn your mouth siren off"

Innocence died screaming      (Idek)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Quarantine has been fine
CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME-

The more comfortable you are with being seen, the less people actually see you.      

I'm drunk, I can do whatever I want.

You can't be brave if you have no fear to overcome. That is kinda the point

The more you feed the angel, the more the demon starves

Consistently bipolar

It's not like I'm stupid, it's just that I can suspend my intelligence

I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm doing it well

unzipped white and black leather jacket with a black tee and jeans (idk I just wanna draw that clothing)

a fight-me attitude

Season 1 episode 9 of Got ham, I believe it has Leslie odem jr. aka Aaron burr :)

Coin-operated captan

Fear dog

Firemelon, watermelon, earthmelon, airmelon, the elemelons...

Stressed it just desserts backwards

The lollipop guild is from the wizard of oz

Me (Drunk): The wall is my friend.
'Scuse me, who's drunk? We gotta make sure they don't hurt themselves. Its for science.

It's not the dress that makes you look fat...it's the fat
(I would NEVER use this as an insult, but I thought it was sorta funny)

The end was nigh, they would say as the monsters feasted on their faces and slaughtered their children like hogs and hung the bare skeletons up on walls to dry before consuming it as well.
(This gives me the creeps)

Me:This sounds like my handwriting
The sound: '4)/(-;$:628;&;629@&!'

Your mood swings give me whiplash

She could have been at her own desk, but it was harder to annoy him from there.

I swear. Hope my heart and cross to die.

Huzzah!!

Does it count as madness if you know your going mad?

"Waking up suddenly is one of the worst things he can do, up there with caffeine, smoking and – ha! – stress."

Shut up you hot Belgian waffle

Jesus loved you so much that he sacrificed his life, so we, human beings, could go to heaven. Jesus is your ultimate savior! Praise the Lord! He is the King of Kings! Lord of Lords! And light of lights! Thank you, Jesus, for dying on the cross! This is the ultimate sacrifice!

1. Could you not walk ten steps in front of me for a change?

2. You're big and strong.

3. I'm so sick of all this gloom and doom. Why can't we just be happy?

4. In my next life, I want to come back as a butterfly.

5. You'd be late for your own funeral.

6. You're not my mother.

7. You know you're wrong.

8. You're going in there right now and apologize.

9. Never heard of that being used as a murder weapon before.

10. That's the nice thing about telling the truth. You don't have nearly as much to keep track of.

11. Of course we're best friends. No one else would put up with our shenanigans.

12. That's the least of your worries.

13. What? I meant it as a compliment.

14. I know you did your best, but it just wasn't enough.

15. Sarcasm, it's a genetic trait, but it's exceptionally rare.

16. I didn't know you could talk.

17. What makes you think it was an accident?

18. I thought you had him!

19. How can you stand living here?

20. Careful not to break the—oh.

21. I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah.

22. Well aren't you the cutest little thing?

23. Please don't use sarcasm. It confuses me.

24. Well, that could've gone better.

25. Oh, good, you're here! Hold this.

26. Now, don't be mad, but...

27. For someone who doesn't like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.

28. You're the worst. And you're all I've got.

29. I'm not moody, I'm thinking. Don't interrupt.

30. I'm not good with sarcasm. If you don't like me, just say it.

31. You gonna eat that?

32. Now, before I say anything, promise me you'll stay calm.

33. Well, this is where I live.

34. Why did you scream like that?

35. Sweetheart, what did you bury in the den?

36. "Daisy thinks you're the best," he said matter-of-factly. "Quite right," she said, smiling broadly.  "And?

37. Have some respect!"
—
37. "Get up!"
38. "No."
39. "I'm sorry, okay?"
40. "Okay."
41. "You're not listening to me."
42. "Strange."
43. "Just open the door! Five minutes."
44. "Will you leave it alone then?"
45. "Yes!"
46. "Fine..."

"This place has literally two doors. Take a good guess"

Green eyes, ash colored hair.

case scenario

Being around a smaller child for several hours and not being annoyed probably says something about you maturity level

serendipitous

masochistically

A thousand points of thermonuclear fusion

Human etiquette was so much more complicated than that of any other animal

pragmatic

umpteenth

wryly

dour

He'd felt sick and had wanted another hug

Aw, his little assassins were all growing up and learning to play nice.

"Coffeeeeeeeeee-"
"Why are you whining to me about this?"
"I'm banned from leaving the house uncaffeinated without someone following me."

Even better, they all lived in his building, so he often got to annoy them. (Ahem. grace them with his presence.)

That is all for random thoughts with Rain :)