So I'm married to four different people. Here they are in he order that I married them

A tree in my yard (trees are people too) and my friend Arden married one too

My lovely Wattpad wife @fobgirl1022

My friend Arden (the same one who also married a tree) Hey me in march 2016, they now have a Wattpad so I'm going to tag them heh heh heh @imxbandxtrash

My friend Gretchen

My boyfriend doesn't like the fact that we have been together for over 2 years and he isn't one of my spouses but fuck him. He doesn't get a say.

(The pic above is of my wedding band to Arden and sorry for the crappy pic. I swear my hand isn't as fat as it looks in the picture)