If my cat was a human, then I think that she'd be a prostitute. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! LET ME EXPLAIN! She always want people to rub her in between her legs and on het belly, and when you do she makes this weird meow-purr-ish noise. She also is always rubbing up against stuff and purring. She also just has a certain look to her that looks kinda prostituute-ish to me (don't ask)