Yes I know that I'm ugly but please don't point it out to me. I already have a self esteem that is at an all time low ;), and your bitchy don't help. And evennif you mean to say some fucked up joke, thats not what i hear. For example:

-"You look so much better with glasses than without" I love it when you wear glasses because they hide a little bit more of your fugly face. Thank Geesus I can't see that thing called your face, dog shit looks better.

-"What did you do to your hair? It looks good" What did you do to that rats nest? I loke halfway decent, HUGE improvement from normal.

-"You're skinny" (believe it or not, that has been said to me before) I was complaining about how I'm fat but then you said I wasn't so I looked at you and realized just how skinny I am. Thanks for the confidence boost, I guess I should lie to you and hope that you're stupid enough to believe me.

This will be updated when I can think of other things but right now, my head is just cloudy and I can't think really good.