Now, I know that this may be a difficult thing for you to do, but it is a basic step you need in order to take over the world. These creatures called humans do not like what they don't understand, so in order to infiltrate their ranks, we must first blend in with them!

Now, being human is quite easy, so don't worry young one! The first step is to walk on two legs and walk like they do. Don't take exaggerated steps or trip over nothing! If you do see someone do this, help them because they are a young one infiltrating the ranks with you! Befriend them, because they are your ally now and you must human together.

Next, you must speak normally, do not stutter and try not to say strange words. Now, humans language is very complicated and they do come up with strange words and phrases such as "sup bro" or "lit". Do not falter, when you hear a new one of these add it to your vocabulary and use it as often as you can!

Now that you can walk and talk, you are good to go. Go out into the world of hoomans and blend in with the creatures. Our goal is to take over their planet and inhabit it, so go forth and help us young ones!