Sooooo...the Sounds chapter was getting a lil too long, so I'll take the recent ones I did, and those can be the start and I'll continue here ^w^

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Kay: I can't Bryan! (Her son) *getting worried*

Bakugou: Don't worry, I know how to find him *goes up to a staff member in the store with the intercom* Excuse me? I lost my son, can I please make an announcement?

Staff member: Of course!

Bakugou: *turns it on* Goodbye, you little shit *grins*

Lil Bryan: *starts crying in one of the aisles*

Bakugou: Found him!

Kay: ...He is your husband, he is your husband...

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*At hero party*

Endeavor: It's not just the haircut, you-you look like-

Ommi: What?! I look like a what?!

Hawks: You look like a hooker~

Ommi: You think?

Endeavor: That is not a compliment, Ommi!

Ommi: From Hawks? Totally is.

Hawks: *grins* Hookers are hot~

Ommi: See?~

Endeavor: *rubs his eyes*

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Koy: People like you!

Author-Chan: No no no no, they like the carefully curated version of myself that I create for my interactions with other people.

Koy: Why not just be yourself?

Author-Chan: *starts laughing, slapping her knee*

Koy: I'm sure no one would mind how weird you are...

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Amisho: *had gotten into an argument with Shiggy about her dad* You want to talk about my dad? Where's your dad? Huh? *puts her hand to her face* "Father"

Shigaraki: *grumbles*

Amisho: *looks at Spinner* Where's your dad?

Spinner: ...

Amisho: Toga, where's your dad?

Toga: Hm?

Amisho: We're the League of No Dads.

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Denki: Hey, guys? What does 'kys' mean?

Bakugou: *looking at his phone* Kill yourself.

Koy: *didn't know what it meant and thought Bakugou was being mean* What the fuck?! He's just asking a question! Why would you tell him to do that?!

Bakugou: *looks up confused* Huh?

Kirishima: K-Koy, kys means that...

Koy: O...oh...

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Vanessa: Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown!

Original Freddy taking over for Glamrock Freddy: Go cry about it, bitch

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(I'm changing this one a lot, so if you want the original audio please let me know)

*The one scene in Deku's head in season 6*

AFO: Give me control...give me control...

Or I'll raise the destruction high...everyone in your league will die

Give me control...

Shigaraki: Wait...

Deku: *watching from afar, unsure what to do*

AFO: Give me control...

Shigaraki: Stop this, master, please...

AFO: I'll make the chaos so profound...both your fiance and son will drown... (let's say Amisho is pregnant)

Deku: *eyes widen*

Shigaraki: *eyes widen, looking up at AFO* NO!!

AFO: Then give me control! *morphs more onto Shigaraki, covering his mouth* Give me control!

Don't mistake my threats for bluff! You have lived long enough...

Give me control!

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Mei: Guys, I did it! 

Sero: Hm? 

Denki: What'd ya do? 

Mei: I found the person that makes me the happiest, I have ever been! *points to Koy* 

Sero and Denki: Awww! So cute!

Mei: *blushes softly* N-no it's not...

(Kashi version) 

Kashi: Guys, I did it! 

Dabi: *looks at him* What? 

Hawks: what's up, kid? 

Kashi: I found the person that makes me the happiest, I have ever been *shows them a picture of Koy* 

Hawks: Aw, congrats, kid 

Dabi: That bastard? 

Hawks: Shut it. 

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Kay: Can I kiss you? 

Bakugou: *blinks for a moment before looking away* No...

Kay: Eh?! Do you even know what I just said?! 

Bakugou: *grumbles slightly* Yes...

Kay: What was it then? 

Bakugou: Grr...

Kay: Well? 

Bakugou: *looks at her* Can I kiss you?! 

Kay: *giggles* If you insist, Katsuki~ 

Bakugou: *eyes widen* You manipulative-

Kay: My, name is Kay, I got mochi cheeks, Katsuki, could bite them for weeks~ 

Bakugou: *Sighs* Alright, let's make out 

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Ommi: *when she was 8* Just wait until I grow up! 

Bullies: Pfft, yeah right, you won't make it in life *pushes her* You're small and ugly! 

*fast forward to when she's an adult* 

Random guy: Hawks, you're so cool! 

Hawks: Heh, you should see my partner~ 

Ommi: Hey, papa bird

Random Guy: *blinks* Wait...O-Ommi?! 

Ommi: *looks at him, grinning* Well, well well, look who made it. 

Hawks: Oh na na na~ (basically taunting the guy) 

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Lanni: My children are completely fine! 

Aizawa: *looks over at the twins* 

Kay: *looking down sadly, glancing at Aizawa before looking back down*

Koy: *looking at the wall with an angry expression* 

Aizawa: *slightly tearing up*
Thought: You really know how to make me cry, when you give me those ocean eyes...

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Author-Chan: Hey police! There's 1646 people following me! 

Police: Don't worry, I'm coming to protect you! Where are you? 

Author-Chan: On Tiktok

Police: ...

Author-Chan: *le dab* 
(I would never but it's funny) 

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L: I think you're pretty, without any makeup on...

T: *looks at him* Hm? 

L: I think you're funny, when you tell the punchline wrong... *looks at her with a soft smile* 

T: *blushes a bit* U-um...thank you... 

(In case you didn't know I had to change it because there was already someone called A) 

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Hawks: *pulls his phone out, playing this sound* 

Phone: The person loudly playing this from across the room wants to go get McDonalds! 

Ommi: *looks at Hawks* ...You know-

Hawks: *points at his phone* 

Phone: Like right now...they're hungry, we want chicken nuggets...BA BA BA BA!!

Ommi: *sighs* Fine...come on...

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Koy: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes! *closes his eyes* 

Shinsou: Oh you'll open them, you'll have to breathe sometime *grins* 

Koy: No I- wait *opens his eyes* What do my eyes have to do with breathing- *gets brainwashed* 

Shinsou: Works every time. 

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Dabi: I don't want to do this...

Shigaraki: *laughing, seeing Dabi wearing elf ears* 

Author-Chan: *hands Dabi a sock, recording* Say the line! 

Dabi: *sighs* Dabi has been given a sock...Dabi is a free elf now...

Author-Chan: Hehehehe! 

Shigaraki: HAhahahahahahahaha! I love this!

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(I'm not exactly sure how accurate, but this is just an idea that if Keigo was basically tortured by  the Hero Public Safety Commission when they were "training" him to be a hero
Again it's just an idea, I'm not saying is canon, because I don't fully know, and plus this is an alternate death basically) 

Madam President: *in her office building* 

Ommi: *crashes through the window* 

Madam President: *looks at her* What the-

Ommi: Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a liar by their throat... *grapples Madam President's throat with her hand* 

Madam President: *gasps, touching an earpiece* H-Hawks! Your partner is-

Ommi: *holds up an earpiece* Since you hurt him, you should know, you could be the next Jane Doe... 

Madam President: W-what are you doing? 

Ommi: *pulls her in, glaring at her* He was a child...

Madam President: W...we needed him, to become a hero-

Ommi: Eeny meeny miny moe...catch a liar by their throat... *uses her other hand to grapple onto one of the lights* 

Madam President: *eyes widen* N-no, you can't! 

Ommi: You hurt him...now you'll be the next Jane Doe... *pulls her and Madam President up, hanging her with her hand and wires*

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(Them as teens) 

Akari: I fell into a trap...

Aizawa: Hm? 

Oboro: What? 

Hizashi: *was holding Akari close* 

Akari: I went in for a kiss and now...he's got me...and he won't let me go...

Oboro: Pfft... *covers his mouth snickering* 

Hizashi: Mine

Akari: Yes, I know, but eh! *trying to get out of his grip 

Hizashi: *holds her tighter* Mine... 

Aizawa: *grins a bit* 

Akari: Eh! 

Hizashi: Mine. 

Akari: Eh! 

Hizashi: Mine! 

Oboro: *chuckles a bit* 

Akari: *tries again to get away* Eh! 

Hizashi: *keeps holding her tight* Mine! 

Akari: God damnit... 

Oboro: You two are so adorable! 

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Author-Chan: Cya later 

Hawks: Oh, by the way...

Author-Chan: Hm? *looks over at him* 

Hawks: You left your diary at my house *grins, holding up her diary* 

Author-Chan: ...Wat? 

Hawks: *flips through* And I read those pages, *looks up at her* you really love me, baby~ 

Author-Chan: *blushes a bit* Y-yeah, heh...

Hawks: I love the imagination you have, it's quite nice~ 

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Koy: My life is way better because I met you 

Shoto: ... *looks away* You don't have to say that-

Koy: *puts his hands on his shoulders* I do. And I'll keep saying it until you believe me 

Shoto: *looks at him, teary eyes* K...Koy...

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Amisho: *pushes Shigaraki* Do something! 

Shigaraki: What the hell do you want me to do?! 

Amisho: I want you to have some balls and act like you care about me! 

Shigaraki: *rolls his eyes* Amisho, you need to stop being such a bitch. 

Amisho: *narrows her eyes on him* ...Call me a bitch again...

Shigaraki: ...What? 

Amisho: *grabs him by the collar of his shirt, pulling him in closer* Do it...call me a bitch again...

Shigaraki: ...I-I'm sorry...

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Kay: So why is there a red heart next to her name?

Who the fuck is Ava?
Is she the other girl?

Monoma: *looks away* I don't know what you're talking about...

Kay: *tearing up* I bet she's dyin' to date ya
And be your entire world
I'm sick and tired of fakin'
Like I don't see your phone

Kendo: *hugs Kay, glaring at Monoma* 

Monoma: *rolls his eyes* So what? Not like I actually liked her

Bakugou: *pushes Monoma against the wall* Oh is that right?! 

Kirishima: What's your problem...? 

Koy: I have a better question...

Monoma: *looks up at him, gulping* G-gentlemen, wait-

Bakugou, Kirishima, and Koy: Who the fuck is Ava? Oh
Who the fuck is Ava? Oh

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