So, I'm gonna listen to some sounds I have saved on Tiktok, which...is a lot...but will write it out like the characters are acting it out. I'd draw it, but...I can't draw, so you'll have to use your imagination! Also, I might not do word for word because I imagine it a little differently, so if you're curious about where any of the sounds originally came from, let me know and I'll send it via Tiktok (user @kimberkelley15
I cosplay a lil don't judge-) 

Also, it's gonna be a random order

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Hawks: Okay, let's try this again... *standing on top of a building with Koy* What do we say when we get the urge to throw ourself off of a building? 

Koy: ...YEET *jumps off the building*

Hawks: NO- Oh my god! *catches him before he gets hurt*

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Maya: What am I supposed to do all day while you're at school!? 

Tenyie: I dunno...what do you usually do when I'm gone?

Maya: Wait for you to get back... T^T

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Iida: Oh, uh she does not really like being held like that, if you could support her back a little more, she'd appreciate it. 

Maya: *a baby*

Lanni (Kay and Koy's mother): *holding Maya* What are you talking about? She's fine. *looks at Maya* You're fine, right? *looks at Iida annoyed* She's a baby. 

Kay: Mom...

Bakugou: ...I will skin you with my teeth. Please put my daughter down. 

Lanni: ... *puts Maya down* 

(I honestly forgot the mom's original name so I just came up with that)

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Hizani: Okay fine... let's all act like humans. 

Mirio: Well, we-

Hizani: Look at me. 

Boy, do I love sweating.

Tamaki: W-wha-

Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and indiscrete them later and go shopping. 

Nejire: Pfft... *covers her mouth trying not to laugh*

Mirio: Good try...

Tamaki: *confused*

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Class 1-A: *playing a guess the person game*

Mina: *shows a hint, says "Tall"*

Mei: Oh it's adorable.

Todoroki: *shows a hint, says "Mommy issues"*

Mei: Oh, it's traumatized.

Jiro: *Shows a hint, says "Wears hoodies*

Mei: Oh, it has anxiety.

Bakugou: *shows a hint, says "Earth quirk"

Mei: ...Oh it's Koy. Okay.

Koy: Those were the hints for me?!

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Silenai: *in the teacher's lounge, looks around for a moment* Hmm... *starts to draw Aizawa in her notebook...a certain way*

Aizawa: *walks in, sees Silenai* Hm? *walks over*

.... *sees her drawing*

 What do you think you're doing princess?

Silenai: Eee! *hides her notebook* N-nothing, sir! 

Aizawa: *grins, getting close to her face* Did I give you permission to draw some of that?~ 

Silenai: *blushes darkly* U-um...

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Bakusquad (Including Koy): *hanging out on the couch*

Denki: *walks in thinking* When you're having sex with someone you can say yes, or yeah, or uh huh.

Mina: Uh...yeah? 

Denki: But for some reason, you can't say...yep.

Bakugou: *chokes on his water* What? 

Koy and Kirishima: *trying not to laugh* 

Denki: Yep, oh yep baby.

Mina: *chuckling* What? 

Bakugou: The hell...? 

Sero: *laughing a bit* Oh my god...

Denki: Yep, yep yep yep yep, indeed! 

Kirishima: *starts laughing*

Koy: *hides his face in Kirishima's arm* Oh my god...

Denki: Affirmitave~ 

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Kay: *gotten hurt in battle, was being carried by Bakugou* Promise not to drop me?

Bakugou: Only a fool would drop a girl like you... *holds Kay close*

Kay: *blushes, smiling softly* 

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Villain Koy: Hey, wake up! *wakes up Mei*

Mei: *wakes up* Huh? Wha?

Villain Koy: I just murdered your entire family~ *grins evilly*

Mei: But...I live alone? 

Villain Koy: *stops smiling* Huh? Then who are these people in your house?

Mei: There's people in my house?!

Villain Koy: Well not anymore! Dumb bitch, you could've died! You're welcome.

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Bakugou: *holding Maya when she was a toddler*

Maya: *was crying, missing Kay who was at work*

Bakugou:

 feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise mama's gon' be alright
Now hush, little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know Mommy's not here right now, and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby

But I promise mama's gon' be alright

Maya: *falls asleep to his singing*

Bakugou: *smiles, kissing her head before putting her in bed* 

Few years later

Kay: *was MIA*

Tenyie: Do you think she's okay?

Iida: I don't know, but we have to keep our guard up in case they come for us, right Bakugou? 

Bakugou: *standing by the wall, head hanging low* I don't know what happened...I was on assignment with her...I...I lost her... I don't know what happened to her..

Iida: Bakugou, we can't-

Maya: L-let me calm him... *walks over to Bakugou, hugging him*

Bakugou: *had his eyes closed, feeling guilty*

Maya: 
Now hush, little baby, don't you cry

Everything's gonna be alright

Bakugou: *opens his eyes, looking down at Maya as she sang, knowing he sang that song to comfort Maya before*

Maya: *smiles as she sings*

Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya

(the audio ended there)

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Amisho: *was having a bad day*

Feeling shitty in my bed, didn't take my fuckin' meds

Shigarkai: *sits next to her*

Hyperpop up in my ears, everything just disappears

Amisho: *looks at him, then leans her head on his shoulder*

Amisho and Shigaraki: 

Don't wanna be someone else, just don't wanna hate myself
I just don't wanna hate myself, instead I wanna feel good

 shitty in my bed

Amisho: 

didn't take my fuckin' meds

Shigaraki: *wraps his arms around Amisho*

Hyperpop up in my ears

Both: 

everything just disappears
Don't wanna be someone else, just don't wanna hate myself
I just don't wanna hate myself, instead I wanna feel good

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Hawks: When I tell you to sit on my face.

Ommi: *chokes on her chicken* Wait what-

Hawks: Don't just put 10% of your body weight down. Fucking sit on it.

Ommi: Hawks I-

Hawks: Sit, like a chair. 

Ommi: But what if you-

Hawks: Don't ask if I can breathe.

Ommi: ...Uh-

Hawks: Just sit down... *grins at her*

Ommi: *blushes a bit, swallowing her chicken* Papa bird you're a little wound up today~

(The audio cracks me up a bit, alright? xd)

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Bakugou: Do you even feel anything anymore?!

Koy: *got hurt in training* I don't care,

Bakugou: Don't care?! *shakes his body* YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Koy: Well...you know. *sighs* What else is there to do?

Kay: Koy no-

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Amisho and Dabi: *heading home after the mission went bad, Dabi blaming Amisho*

Dabi: Then can we at least pull up here and get some dinner? *points at a restaurant*

Amisho: ... *Driving, looking angry*

Dabi: Cuz I like to be wine and dined after I've been FUCKED! *looks at Amisho as he yells*

Amisho: Shut the hell up...

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Silenai: 

I get dirty thoughts about you
They get worse when I'm without you
Does that mean that I'm going to hell?

Aizawa: *chuckles*

Silenai: *blushes at his chuckling*

Or are you thinking them as well? 

Aizawa: 

Well, I'm definitely thinking it, 
The things they do inside my head
To you are just a preview, of the movies we'll be making.
And we're definitely going to Hell,
Cause the things that Imma do to your the heavens repel

I'm talking daddy domination
Like it rough, no hesitation
Have you screaming but I'm covering your mouth so no salvation 
Or maybe you like that sexy sweet lovin~
Soft touch, I'll keep it steady with passion.

Silenai: *looks into his eyes, biting her lip softly* Could I stay the night?~ 

Aizawa: Alright, but now you're in a bad boy's world...

You've been a good fucking girl~

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Bakugou: get away geT AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAYYY!! 

Denki: I hear a voice! But no way it's Bakugou, it's way too high and whiney!

Bakugou: AHHHH! *was stuck in a dumpster*

Kay: *goes and checks it out*

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Bakugou and Koy: *playing a video game*

Game: *Boss has been beaten* 

Bakugou and Koy: YEAH!!!

Game: *Second stage starting*

Bakugou and Koy: NO!! 

Koy: *falls to the ground crying*

Bakugou: *throws his controller at the tv*

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Ommi: *on the phone with her dad* I have someone in my life now...that I love... *smiles*

Ommi's Dad: Does he make you laugh?

Ommi: Mhm... *turns, looking at Hawks*

Hawks: *was brushing his wings*

Ommi: He doesn't make me cry...

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*Aizawa's class going on, Aizawa was teaching math, Hawks was flying by, eating some chicken*

Aizawa: *asks a question*

Koy: I think I know the answer, Mr. Aizawa! *smiles happily*

Bakugou: *looking down at his desk, mimics Koy*

Koy: *turns to Bakugou frustrated* Shut up, Pineapple Boy! 

Bakugou: *looks at Koy, being angry* EY! DON'T CALL ME A PINEAPPLE YOU FUCKING JEW! 

Hawks: *chokes on his chicken laughing a bit, hearing Bakugou*

Aizawa: *turns to Bakugou* Bakugou! 

Bakugou and Koy: *turns to Aizawa*

Aizawa: Did you just say the f-word?! 

Bakugou: ...Jew?

Koy: No, he's talking about fuck! You can't say fuck in school, you fucking pineapple-ass! 

Aizawa: Koy! 

Bakugou: Why the fuck not?

Aizawa: Bakugou!

Kirishima: Dude you just said fuck again!

Aizawa: Kirishima! 

Hawks: *laughing outside the window, trying not to choke, says "fuck" in a muffled tone*

Aizawa: Hawks! Get out of here! 

Hawks: *still laughing a bit* 

Bakugou: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckity fuck fuck! 

Aizawa: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!

Hawks: *calms down, goes to eat more chicken*

Bakugou: How would you like to suck my balls? 

The class: *gasps*

Hawks: *chokes again, laughing once more*

Aizawa: What did you say?!

Bakugou: I'm sorry, what I meant was *gets a megaphone out* How would you, like to suck, my balls, Mr. Aizawa? 

Aizawa: *lassos him*

Kay: *was embarrassed*

Koy: *rolls his eyes*

Tokoyami: *watches Hawks die of laughter, being concerned*

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Author-Chan: *goes up to Shigaraki* I like you, have a cupcake! *holds a plate of cupcakes*

Shigaraki: *takes a cupcake, examining it*

Author-Chan: *goes up to Dabi* I like you! Have a cupcake! 

Dabi: *takes a cupcake, licking the frosting*

Author-Chan: *walks past Overhaul*

Overhaul: *was about to grab a cupcake*

Author-Chan: Ewwwuhaahuuh *walks past him, keeping the cupcakes away*

Overhaul: ...

Author-Chan: *goes up to twice* I like you, have a cupcake!

Twice: *takes a cupcake, arguing with himself about how great and terrible it was*

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Mei: *a villain, but wanted to help* Hey, take these off.

Koy: WHAT?! After all you put me through, you expect me to help you, just like that?! JUST LIKE THAT?! 

Mei: Yes. 

Koy: ...Fine. *takes the handcuffs off*

Denki: Fine? You're doing what she says?

Koy: Tchh, she's very persuasive. 

Denki: PERSUASIVE?!

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Bakusquad: *doing a gaming tournament*

Sero and Kay: *up against each other*

Sero: *Grinning at Kay* It's a white flag, and you might as start waving it right now, or-

Kay: *glares at Sero* The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother! *focuses on the game* 

Bakusquad: *silent in shock* 

Denki: ...Good lord...

Bakugou: Yeah she's competitive...

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Amisho: Look. I'm sorry for the way the mission went, we-

Shigaraki: *pulled her close, planting a small kiss on her neck* I won't break you unless you deserve to be broken... *glares at the rest of the LoV* Same goes for all of you...

Twice: *dropped the cup he had in his hand* 

Amisho: *was blushing darkly*

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Shinsou: *trying to flirt with Hizani* 

Hizani: *wasn't really interested, walked off when she saw Tamaki*

Shinsou: Grr...

Koy and Denki: Dude, she's just not

Into youuu~ 

Koy: Gotta let gooo~

Denki: Gotta let goo~

Shinsou: ... *storms off* 

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Mei: Do it along with me, okay?

Koy: Okay.

Mei: Do you want to be high or low? Top or bottom.

Koy: I'll be high.

Mei: No I'm top, alright?

Koy: I'm top.

Mei: You're bottom.

Koy: I'm top.

Mei: No, I'm top.

Koy: I'm top.

Mei: Nope, I am top.

Koy: I am top. 

Mei: *grabs his collar, whispering to him* Listen to me, I'm fucking top, alright? Okay? I'm top, alright?

Koy: *grins at her a bit* Get on the bottom, you basic bitch. 

Mei: ...Alright, fine. I'm the bottom, okay? *flips him off*

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Denki: *playing an online game*

Bakugou and Kirishima: *Watching him*

Some kid: Does your fucking mom know you're playing, because you probably still live in her house.

Denki: No, she-

Bakugou: *grabs the headset* Does your mom know you're playing with a sex offender right now?! *grins*

Denki: *Takes his headset back, covering the mic* Don't say that! 

Kirishima: *starts laughing* Pff, hahaha!

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Hawks and Ommi: *having a lunch date*

Aizawa and Tirean: *at a different table*

Tirean: *was a baby, crying in the restaurant*

Aizawa: *trying to comfort her* Calm down, baby girl, it's okay...

Tirean: Ahh, ahhh!

Hawks: *getting annoyed by Tirean*

Ommi: Calm down...she's a baby...

Tirean: Ahh, aahhh! Ahh! 

Aizawa: Shh...shh...

Tirean: Ahhh-

Hawks: *turns around and faces Tirean and Aizawa* WAHH, WAHH! YOU LIKE THAT?! HUH?! YOU LIKE THAT?! WAHH! YOU JUST TUNE THIS OUT DON'T YA?! WAHH! WELL TUNE THIS OUT! WAHHHH! *sits back down, crossing his arms*

Ommi: Oh my god... *hides her face*

Aizawa: *glaring at Hawks*

Tirean: ...Ah-

Hawks: Ah!

Tirean: Ah-

Hawks: Ah! 

Tirean: ...Ah-

Hawks: Shut up!

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Bakugou: *was roasting the whole class* Singers for the crowd? No? How about you Kay?

Kay: *was tired of his bs* Yeah I got one, you're a pineapple fuck.

Bakugou: *looked at her with shock*

Mei: HAHA-

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(Pretend the LoV and the Hero group are turning their heads and looking at the one talking)

Dabi: Well, that's pretty funny coming from a kid who looks like a demented monkey!

LoV and Heros with Koy: Ohhh!

Koy: *rolls his eyes* You know, you could talk your head off all day, and never miss it. 

Dabi: Oh yeah? Well is that your face, or did you block a kick?

Koy: Too bad the closest you'll come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle.

Dabi: There's a train leaving in a few minutes, why don't you be under it?

Koy: you know, you'd make a fortune renting your head out as a balloon.

Dabi: Oh-oh yeah? Well, I guess you're one of those mighty brains. Mighty empty.

Koy: Last time I saw a mouth that big, it had a fishhook in it. *curves his finger into a hook, putting it in his mouth to look like a fish with a hook in its mouth* 

Dabi: ... *blinks a few times* You're a little shorty...shorty! 

Bakugou: Pfft *whispers* That was a stupid comeback, they're about the same height. 

Amisho: He could've done better...he's losing...

Koy: *grins* Oh yeah? You couldn't count to twenty without taking off your shoes. 

Kirishima: He's rocking this! 

Dabi: You're a little, big-eared...kid! 

Koy: You've got a great face for radio. 

Dabi: You're a- you're a, uh uh, a noody head! 

Koy: I know you are, but what am I?

Dabi: You're a, uh...a...

Todoroki: Look out! Duck and cover, duck and cover! 

LoV and Heroes: *getting behind something to hide*

Koy: *uses his quirk to place a dome around himself to be safe*

Dabi: A...uh...ee...AHH! *makes a lot of blue flames* 

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Werewolf Bakugou: *growling intimidly* 

Kay: *eyes sparkling* I wanna pet the puppy.

Werewolf Bakugou: *tilts his head* Eh?

Koy: *holds Kay back* You're not allowed to pet the puppy....

Kay: *turns to Koy, trying to get free* I wanna pet the puppy! *reaching out to Bakugou*

Koy: *gives her a glare* Puppy's gonna try and eat you. 

Werewolf Bakugou: *sniffs her hand a bit* Hm...

Kay: I don't care! *trying to get out of his grasp* 

Koy: You should...

Kay: Danger floof! 

Werewolf Bakugou: Floof? *thinks for a moment* Mmm, pretty accurate...

Koy: It's called that for a reason.

Kay: I don't care I want to pet the puppy!

Koy: *rolls his eyes, letting her go* Fine but you're driving yourself to the hospital.

Kay: *goes and hugs Bakugou, petting his head* I wanna pet the puppy.

Werewolf Bakugou: *blushes, leaning his head to her touch*

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Denki: You think you can tell me what to do?!

Mei: 5

Koy: 4

Denki: Stop counting...

Mei: 3-

Denki: Okay!

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(THIS ONE HAS SLIGHT SPOILERS BUT I WON'T GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY)

Amisho: *looking at a tube* I don't what to think...you'll be gone for so long... 

Shigaraki: Doctor...give us the room...

Doctor: *leaves them alone*

Shigaraki: When I return, you'll truly be my queen... *he knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring, and said while holding her hand*

Marry me, Amisho, you'll never have to be alone, I love you and that's all I really know. *smiles gently at her with a blush*

Amisho: *turns to him, blushing darkly* ...I...I love you too, my dark king... 

Shigaraki: *puts the ring on her finger*

(I will not elaborate on anything)

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Bakugou: You fight with a girl, you guys have secret code words to stop our brains, a woman's favorite word

"Whatever"

Damnit...DAMNIT! Let me finish my sentence! 

Kay: No, whate-

Bakugou: LET ME FINISH! 

Kay: Whatever...

Bakugou: Fcking damnit!

Second favorite word: Nothing

*goes to Kay* Honey, what's wrong?

Kay: *on the couch, looking away* Nothing. 

Bakugou: SHIT I know something's wrong...

And fine, fine doesn't mean fine, 

Fine means "I'll go but I'll torture you to for taking me to this restaurant  for the rest of your life

*driving with Kay* Is this restaurant fine?

Kay: *slightly annoyed* No it's fine-

Bakugou: Grr, fuck! I know there's something wrong.

Kay: Nothing.

Bakugou: GOD DAMNIT TALK TO ME!!

Kay: Whatever

Bakugou: DAMNIT! *lays his head on the steering wheel* I hate my life....

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Koy: *in his dormroom, just broke up with Mei/Kashi(depending on the universe)* (hypothetically)

Bakugou: *trying to help* Look, it sucks, but you'll be fine-

Koy: I don't understand...how I can be fine, and totally fine

Make so much progress, the very. First. Time! 

Bakugou: Koy-

Koy: And then completely fuck everything up! The only answers are I'm an idiot, or I'm doing it on purpose... *covers his face, his eyes filling with tears*

Bakugou: *rubs his back* Everything will be alright...I promise...

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Hawks: *cooking some chicken* That's almost two pounds of chicken. 

Ommi: *watches him cook, smiling a bit*

Hawks: You know where all that meat's going? In m- wait a minute...

Ommi: *snorts, covering her mouth from laughing* ...Wanna try again?

Hawks: *thinks for a moment* ...You know who's eating all this meat? This- *whispers* Oh no, that's worse...

Ommi: *laughs a bit* Oh my god...

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Koy: I missed you *smiles happily*

Dabi: I missed you too *smiles gently*

Koy: Once I'm done reloading *loads his gun, still smiling* I'm not going to miss you again

Kashi: Koy, no...please...

Dabi: Do it, you fucking bitch. *grins, flicking him off*

Hawks: Don't antagonize him...

Koy: I swear to god I will FUCKING kill you! *shoots at Dabi*

Dabi: *dodges while insulting Koy*

Kashi and Hawks: ... 

Kashi: Should we-

Hawks: Nope.

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Hizani: *was arguing with Aizawa, holding a puppy*

Aizawa: Now put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!- 

Kirishima: *ahem*

Aizawa and Hizani: *turns to the noise*

Class 1-A: *sitting in their seats, listening to them*

Aizawa:...

Hizani: Oh hey. *still holding the puppy*

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(Not doing the full audio, just part of it)

Bryan: *had made...seggsy things, for Koy* 

*censor censor censor*

Bryan: *smiling, thinking he did something good*

Koy: ...Wait, what...what do you think I'm into!? *turns to his dad*

Bryan: What? This the kind of thing gays like, right? *genuinely trying to be nice* 
(Pure bean and doesn't get a lot of things but tries his best)

Koy: Okay, first off Dad, I'm bisexual.

Bryan: *Smile faded* ...That's not the same thing? 

Koy: Oh for fuck's sake! *facepalms*

Bryan: *rubs his neck, feeling bad*

Koy: Second of all, I don't know a single person of ANY sexuality who'd enjoy this!

Dabi: *in the other room, more seggsy stuff* HA! There's dicks on the wall! Oh, that's fucking hilarious!

Koy: *rubs his eyes*

Bryan: Your friend seems to like it.

Koy: He's not my friend...

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Aizawa: *was watching Bigani, Eri, and Tirean*

Bigani: *goes up to Aizawa, holding a picture* In my world, everyone's a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies! *Smiles wide*

Aizawa: ...That's, beautiful, Bigani *pats her head* 

Bigani: *puts her crayon in her hair* Haaa... *walks away*

Aizawa: In...a really weird way...

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Tamaki and Hizani: *cuddling*

Tamaki: *quietly sings to her*

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray

Hizani: *looks up at him*

Tamaki: *starts tearing up, smiling*

You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away

Hizani: Tamaki...are you okay? *gently wipes his tears away*

Tamaki: *gently holds her hand to his face* Thanks so much for always being the light... *kisses her forehead*

Hizani: Aw... *hugs him close*

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*Valentine's Day*

Aizawa: *in his sleeping bag, starting to fall asleep*

Silenai: *humming, doing some paperwork while the students have their free block*

Kirishima, Denki, and Sero: *go up to Silenai, all dressed at Aizawa*

Baby!
It started when we were younger!

Silenai: *looks up at them* Huh?

Aizawa: *pops awake, looking at them* What the...?

Kiri, Denki, Sero: 

You were my, my booo! 

Koy: *Chuckling a bit in the background*

Kirishima: Happy Valentines Day from Mr. Aizawa himself! 

Silenai: *giggles, looking at Aizawa* Thank you. 

Aizawa: ...That was supposed to be at the end of class, but you're welcome...

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LoV: *doing a game night kind of thing*

Amisho: *reads a piece of paper* Say, "Ara ara" *glares at them* You guys want me to say ara ara?!

Dabi: Yes.

Amisho: You guys want me to say ara ara?! 

Dabi: Did I stutter?

Shigaraki: What does that even mean?

Toga: I think it's some kind of flirty thing.

Amisho: ARA ARA ... *clears her throat* Ara ara~

Dabi: Pff- *almost explodes*

Shigaraki: ... *nosebleed* ...Only you can say that to me now-

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Koy: *stubbed his toe* Son of a-

Bakugou: Watch your language... *had to not swear for a while*

Koy: Fahhn

Bakugou: Ugh, you're close... *writes some notes down*

Koy: *grins* Frick

Bakugou: Don't...test me.

Koy: Shoot dang it!

Bakugou: Oh my god... *Writes down more notes*

Koy: *whispers in Bakugou's ear* Ass~ 

Bakugou: *throws a chair at Koy*'

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Mei: To protect the world, from devastation!

Koy: To unite all peoples within our nation~ 

Mei: To denounce the evil! To truth and love~ 

Koy: To extend our reach to the stars above. 

Mei: Mei! *Mei mei mei*

Koy: Koy~ *Koy koy koy*

Mei and Koy: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Koy: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Denki: That's right!

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Koy: *was hanging out on the couch with the bros, looking at his phone*

Mei: *comes up to him, sitting on his lap, having the look in her eyes*

Koy: *looks at Mei, blushing* Uh-

Mei: I don't want to spit, I wanna gulp, I wanna gag~

Sero: *chokes on his water, looking over at them*

Koy: *blushes darkly* M-Mei...

Denki: *watches them*

Mei: I wanna choke, I want you to touch that little dangly thing that's swinging in the back of my throat~

Kirishima: *was slightly unsettled* Oh, that doesn't sound very heroic...

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Koy: And if anything goes wrong, we're blaming Shoto. 

Todoroki: What the fuck, why? 

Koy: You are a smaller version of the man I hate! 
(That being Dabi) 

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*If they met at a party* 

Ommi: *trying to avoid everyone*

Hawks: *walks up to her* What's your name? 

Ommi: ...Ommi 

Hawks: No what's your full name? 

Ommi: *smiles slightly* Ommi Tayaki? 

Hawks: *Smiles softly, resting his head on his hand* 

Ommi: What? 

Hawks: I didn't say anything! 

Ommi: *chuckles* Why are you looking at me like that? 

Hawks: Because you're beautiful~ 

Ommi: *rolls her eyes, turning away* Oh my god-

Hawks: *gently holds her chin, turning her gaze back to him* I enjoy looking at beautiful people~

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(If Dabi was still Touya and went to UA instead of being a villain) 

Touya: Koy, I heard you brought your mom to prom. *grins* 

Touya's friends: *laughing a bit* 

Koy: *chuckles* That's a good one, Touya. But I think you misunderstood. See, I brought...your mom to prom. 

Rei: *walks up to Koy in a light blue dress* Hi honey, isn't this fun? 

Touya: *jaw drops* ...Mom?! 

Rei: I'll see you on the dance floor, honey *turns to Koy* Let's go, Koy. 

Koy: *walks off with Rei, flipping off Touya* 

Touya: ...

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*Bakugou, Denki, Koy, and Kirishima playing a video game, Bakugou losing*

Bakugou: JUST SHUT UP!! *slams his fist on the wall* 

Denki: *chuckles a bit* 

Bakugou: I'm going to kill the next person I fucking see I swear to god... 

Maya: Hello! 

*Bakugou: *looks down at her* 

Maya: Hi, I'm so happy to see you! 

Koy, Kirishima, and Denki: *starts laughing hard* 

Denki: *leans on Koy as he laughs* 

Kirishima: *falls to the ground* 

Bakugou: Hey... *bends down and hugs her, his body shaking* Oh my god...

Maya: *hugs him happily, smiling brightly* 

Bakugou: Oh my god, what's going on...? *feeling like he's going to die* 

Maya: Wow! 

Bakugou: Hey, little bud...

Maya: I'm so happy to see you! *giggles happily* 

Denki: *passes out from laughing so hard* 

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Shigaraki: *shaking Amisho* Are you out of your mind?! 

Amisho: *thinks for a moment* Yeah. 

Shigaraki: ... *bonks her on the head*

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A: Your angel of death awaits...

Light: *chuckles* You can't kill me, heroes have moral codes! 

A: ...Who said I was a hero? *starts writing Light's name in the death note* 

Light: *eyes widen* 

Mastuda: A, no! 

(yes, I'm not doing MHA, I know it's mostly MHA but I'll try to do other stuff) 
(also A is my oc)

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Levi: *holds a kid up by his ankle, looking at him* 

Random woman: Hold on, young man, what is it you think you're doing with that child? 

Levi: *looks up at the woman* Is this your kid? 

Woman: No he's not, but-

Levi: Then shut up. 

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(Maya is about 12 here)

Maya: *was trapped in her school that was falling apart, bracing to get crushed by rubble* 

Bakugou: *had rushed into the building, catching falling debris that almost hit her* MAYA! 

Maya: *looks up, seeing Bakugou with tears in her eyes* 

Bakugou: *starts singing, wanting her to be calm*

Daddy's going to buy you a mockingbird! 
I'mma give you the world

Maya: *tears up a bit* D-daddy... 

Bakugou: *smiles, struggling a bit but kept singing* 

I'mma buy a diamond ring for you, I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you, to see you smile! 

Maya: *hugs Bakugou crying, before running to safety* 

Bakugou: *smiles, letting the rubble go knowing he won't make it out* 

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Aizawa: Hizani, I'm aware that technology remains a mystery to you...

Hizani: *examining the cell phone was given to her* It's so weird-

Aizawa: But when you see my name pop up on your phone, you answer it...

Hizani: ...How?

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Ommi: *on the phone with her ex, huffing* 

I could screenshot all our texts and post them on the internet...

Hawks: *listening from afar, lights up a bit* Revenge? 

Ommi: Your mom and I are still best friends...

Hawks: *goes behind her, whispering excitedly* Do it do it do it do it! 

Ommi: *sighs slightly* 

You're lucky I hate drama and don't do things out of spite...

Hawks: *lowers his wings* Come on...let me at least do something to the bastard! 

Ommi: *Chuckles, covering the phone* No, don't be spiteful, hehe. 

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(Before the Kira case) 

L: *was looking up information on the case he was on* 

A: *walks by, holding her laptop before whispering* I love you... *goes to walk off* 

L: *looks up, before grabbing her hand* You love me...? 

A: ... *nods her head a bit* 

L: ... *looks down a bit, before back at her* I thought that we had decided not to fall in love...

A: ...I'm sorry... 

L: *pulls her in, hugging her close* No one can know...

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Shinsou: You don't deserve Hizani...and you never will... *glares at Tamaki* 

Tamaki: *tears up a bit* I-I don't understand...why are you being s-so mean...? 

Hizani: *was watching from afar, starts walking over to them* 

Tamaki: Y-you're a mean, mean man... 

Shinsou: You're a coward

Hizani: *grabs Tamaki's hand, standing in front of him* You're just jealous of him, 'cause you, you just can't do what he can do 
So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say 
All kinds of mean things about him because you're a meanie...a meanie..

Shinsou: Tch

Hizani: But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of him
'Cause he's what you want to be 
So you just look like an idiot 
When you say these mean things 
'Cause you're a weenie, a weenie. 

*turns to Tamaki, kissing* 

Tamaki: *blushes darkly, before kissing back* 

Hizani: *glares at Shinsou as she kisses Tamaki* 

Shinsou: *growls a bit*

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Kashi: *thinking* 
Everything's going to be fine, it's just a crush...

Koy: *walks by, waving to him with a gentle smile* Hello. 

Kashi: *Blushes, thinking*
I love you...

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Denki: Why are you guys talking like that...and how come I never get the cool jobs to do?! 

Jiro: Well, you sometimes have difficulty comprehending the complexities of certain tasks. 

Denki: ...Huh? 

Kay: You do not understand how to carry out some assignments. 

Denki: ...What? 

Kirishima: You don't know how to do a lot of stuff, man.

Denki: ...Excuse me? 

Bakugou: You're not smart. 

Denki: What?! Yes, I am! I get smarterer every day!

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Amisho: *driving the car, huffing* 

Dabi and Twice: *Singing* 

Why you always in a mood-

Amisho: I'M NOT IN A FUCKING MOOD STOP ASKING ME THAT!! 

Dabi: *covers his mouth, muffling his laughter* 

Twice: You're definitely in a mood...you seem good!

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Tenyie: I'm older.

Maya: I'm younger. 

Tenyie: I'm taller. 

Maya: I'm shorter. 

Tenyie: I'm smarter. 

Maya: I'm...not falling for that! 

Teniye: Damnit...

Bakugou: Pfft-

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Koy: *playing a horror game* Oh this is not good-

Little girl in the game: *giggles* 

Koy: *hides in his blanket, inhaling* FUCK YOU! 

...

Seems like someone's...TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
Okay- 

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*After going to Tartarus*

Aizawa: *outside late at night, punching a tree* 

Silenai: *goes to check on him* Aizawa...? 

Aizawa: *still punching the tree, being angry, his hands start to bleed a bit* 

Silenai: Stop! *grabs his arm, pulling him from the tree* 

Aizawa: *looks down at her, panting as his anger and sadness showed in his eyes*

Silenai: *holds his arms* Stop...just for today. 

Aizawa: *eyes widen, tearing up* 

Silenai: Just for tonight, let yourself fall apart.

Aizawa: *holds Silenai tightly, tears rolling down his face, falling to the ground with her in his arms* 

Silenai: I promise to hold you together... *sits on the ground with him, rubbing his back* 

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Author-Chan: I love you!

Bakugou, Kirishima, Denki, Hawks, Shigaraki, Aizawa, Dabi, Iida, Tamaki, Levi, Bertholdt, Jean, L, Joseph, and Kokyoin: No you fucking don't. 

Aizawa: You do not...

Levi: Haters gonna hate. 

Denki: Lovers gonna love. 

L: You need to reject both sides of the spectrum and leave a healthy middle. 

Jean: Plus, we're not real...

Author-Chan: ...I love the idea of you!

Bakugou, Kirishima, Denki, Hawks, Shigaraki, Aizawa, Dabi, Iida, Tamaki, Levi, Bertholdt, Jean, L, Joseph, and Kokyoin: Stop!

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Hawks: *in a meeting with the top 10 heroes* 

Hawks' phone: Ding

Hawks: Hm? *Checks phone* 

*One audio message from Ommi*

Hawks: *opens the message, not checking the volume* 

Message: *moan* Da- 

Rest of the top heroes: *turns to him* 

Hawks: *quickly throws his phone across the room, blushing* 

Hawks' phone: *breaks two vases*

Endeavor: ...What was that? 

Hawks: Nothing...nothing at all...

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Koy: I'm an excellent secret keeper! I've kept all of our secrets. 

Bakugou: ...What secrets? 

Koy: Oh no no, Katki! I'm not going to tell you because I'm an excellent secret keeper. 

Kirishima: Wow, that's manly! *gets distracted by something* 

Bakugou: Psst, you'll tell me later? 

Koy: You already know

Bakugou: Cool. 

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Dabi: You have feelings for Shiggy, don't you?

Amisho: I don't talk about feelings, Dabi. I don't have any.

I've never seen one. 

I'm a night-stalking
Hero-fighting villain. 

And a heavy metal rapping machine. 

Dabi: *rolls his eyes* 

Amisho: I don't feel anything emotionally except for RAGE 

*steps closer to him* 

24/7. 
365.

At a million percent. 

And if you think there's something behind that, then you're crazy. 

Goodnight Dabi. *turns around, heading to her room* 

Dabi: Amisho, it's morning. *opens the blinds* 

Amisho: *falls to the ground dramatically, covering her face* Hisssaaa!

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*Hawks is Flyn, Ommi is Repunzel*

Hawks: *tied up in hair in a chair* 

Ommi: Something brought you here, Hawks *picks up the chair with her hair, steps closer to him, pulling her hair closer* Call it what you will, fate...destiny- 

Hawks: A horse. 

Ommi: So I have made the decision, to trust you. 

Hawks: A horrible decision, really. 

Ommi: But trust me, when I tell you this...

(That's where the audio ends) 

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Aizawa: Then why didn't you quit?! You knew I was trying to get rid of you, yet you stayed! *glaring at Koy*

Koy: Yeah...I stayed...I stayed, because, every time you threw a brick at my head, or said I smelled. It hurt!

Aizawa: *rolls his eyes slightly* 

Koy: ...But it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me... *looks down at his arms* I stayed...because I thought if anyone could change me...

Aizawa: *his expression softens* Kid...

Koy: Could make me...not me... *looks up at Aizawa* It was you! 

Aizawa: ...*pulls him into a hug* ...I don't want to make you into something you're not...

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Bigani: *was kidnapped, but wasn't afraid* Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's be civil about this! Let's make a deal! You surrender, and you don't die...how does that sound?! 

Dabi: Heh, and how do you intend to kill us? *grins, looking down at her*

Bigani: *looks up at him with a smile* Oh no, I can't kill you, but my buddy can! *looks up at Mei who warped there* Say hi buddy! 

Mei: *looking menacing in the shadows* Hi...

Shigaraki: ...Oh shit...

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Bakugou: *pops awake* FUCK!

Kay: *jolts awake* Huh...?

Bakugou: I'VE BEEN WASHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN! *had dishes on top of him, before jumping out of bed* WE'RE FUCKING LATE FOR SCHOOL!!

Kay: *looks at the clock* No we're not...it's 5 in the morning...

Bakugou: *gets Tenyie up* Tenyie, go grab your sister *runs by* 

Tenyie: *was annoyed by being awake so early, goes and grabs Maya by her hair and pulls her out of bed* 

Maya: *wakes up, wincing* Ow ow ow-

Bakugou: *runs back over* No not by that-

Tenyie: *pouring herself some cereal* 

Bakugou: *grabs the box, throwing it across the room* NO There's no time for cereal! 

Tenyie: ...

Bakugou: Here, we're doing gtanola bars! *throws a few in front of her* 

Tenyie: Ugh, fine... *goes to take one* 

Bakugou: *comes back over* NO TIME FOR GRANOLA BARS! *throws the granola bars across the room* 

Tenyie: Damnit, school doesn't start for another 3 hours! 

Kay: *sipping coffee* Just let him have his freak out...

Bakugou: FUCK IT! 

We'll just have to do breakfast at lunch, and lunch at dinner! 

Maya: *walks out of her room dressed, rubbing her eyes* Hm...?

Bakugou: Everyone grab a coffee because dinner's happening at 3 in the morning! 

Little Bryan (their son named after Kay's dad): *crying in his crib* 

Bakugou: GET YOUR ASS UP YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH! *picks up Little Bryan* 

Little Bryan: *crying still* 

Bakugou: YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR OWN DIAPER!! *goes to slam him on the changing table* 

Kay: *catches Little Bryan before he gets slammed* Ugh...every Monday...

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Tamaki: *about to leave class, looks at Hizani with a smile* 

Hizani: *was getting her things about to head out* 

Nejire: *comes up behind Tamaki* I wonder what would happen if you SAY what you want to say! 

Tamaki: *looks at Nejire with a blush* W-what?! 

Nejire: And let the words fall out! Honestly, I wanna see you be brave! *pushing him close to Hizani* 

Tamaki: *Blushes more, trying to stop* N-no, I can't...

Mirio: *stands behind him* With what you want to say, and let the words fall out!

Tamaki: N-not you too...

Mirio: Honestly, I wanna see you be brave *shoves Tamaki into Hizani* 

Hizani: *almost falls* 

Tamaki: *catches her* A-are you okay? 

Hizani: *looks up at Tamaki, holding onto him* Yeah...thanks... *smiles slightly* 

Tamaki: *blushes more* Y-yeah...no p-problem...

Nejire: They're so cute! 

Mirio: I know!

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Lanni: I...feel bad, about what happened... *rolls her eyes* 

Koy: So...you're apologizing? 

Lanni: Yes! I'm sorry. 

Kay: Okay...we don't forgive you. 

Lanni: Kids, I said I'm sorry. 

Koy: Yeah, and we do not forgive you. 

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Ommi: *was out with Hawks* 

Ommi's ex: *sees her* Well, look who the slut brought in! 

Hawks: Hey, why don't you shut you-

Ommi: Just ignore him...

Ommi's ex: Yeah, listen to the bitch. 

Hawks: Grr... *Goes to do something* 

Ommi: Hawks...it's not worth it...

Hawks: *huffs* I just don't like this guy...he's such a dick..

Ommi's ex: Well, don't forget whose dick she rode first, bird boy~

Hawks: Oh that's-

Ommi: *stops him, glaring at her ex* 

10, you're selfish

9, you're jaded

8, the dumbest guy I dated

Ommi's ex: Pft, oh yeah? *grins* 

Ommi: 

7, talk a big game till you're naked. 

Ommi's ex: Excuse me? 

Hawks: *grins a bit* 

Ommi: 

Only 6 seconds, and I had to fake it. 

Hawks: Yes! Get him! 

Ommi's ex: *growls a bit* 

Ommi: 

5, you're toxic, 

4, can't trust you

3, you still got mommy issues

2 years of your bullshit I can't undo

1, I hate the fact that you made me love you

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Bigani: *venting to Mic about someone in her kid's show* 

And he just doesn't give the main character what she wants! 

Present Mic: *thinking she's cute* Heh... 

Bigani: ...hEh-

IT'S NOT FUNNY! 

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Lanni: *running for her life* 

Mei: Uh oh

Bakugou: Running out of breath

Kirishima: But I

Todoroki: Oh I 

Kashi: I got stamina-

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Ommi: *talking to Mirko* I've come to the realization that if I had  like, actually big boobs, not...what I'm working with right now

Mirko: Ey, nothing wrong with small tiddies. 

Ommi: I would definitely run up to my friends, lift my tit up, and flop it on their head and go

"STOP! You're under a breast!" 

Mirko: Pfft hahahaha 

Hawks: God damnit -3-

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Author-Chan: Shigaraki, please say "Darling: in a seductive way.

Shigaraki: Hmm *Chuckles for a moment* ...Darling~ 

Amisho: *faints* 

Dabi: Cringe. 

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Koy: I just took a DNA test

I'm 100% 

Alive but dead inside. 

Bakugou: ...Time for therapy-

Koy: NO!

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All For One: If you had to choose between Author-Chan and all the pretzels I have in my pantry, which would you take? 

Hizani: That depends...how many pretzels are we talking about? 

Author-Chan: Hizani... 

All For One: *looks in his pantry* 2 pretzels. 

Hizani: I'll take the pretzels! 

Author-Chan: HIZANI! T^T

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Kirishima: They say if you can't sleep at night, it's because someone's up thinking about you. 

Bakugou: ... *storms to Kay's room* MOTHER FUCKER LET ME SLEEP!

Kay: Eep! *was lost in thought when he yelled* 

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Author-Chan: I'm sorry for simping, but simp is what I do

If you looked like an anime boy, I'd simp for you too~ 

Dabi: ...You need a boyfriend

Author-Chan: I know ;-;

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(Koy is a villain here) 

Koy: *reading something off his phone* Rejected names for popsicles: chill-dos

Shigaraki: *bursts out laughing* 

Koy: *starts laughing* 

Dabi: *Chuckles* Ch-chill-dos. *laughs a bit* 

Shigaraki: That's fucking great! 

Dabi: That's great. 

Koy: That's excellent. 

Dabi: I don't know how you top that. 

Koy: *reads the next thing* Overrated or underrated, wheelchair ramps. 

Shigaraki: Over-fucking rated. 

Koy: Really? 

Shigaraki: Yes. 

Koy: Why? 

Shigaraki: Have you ever seen a guy in a wheelchair fall down 6 flights of stairs? 

Koy: Yes! 

Shigaraki: Fantastic. 

Koy: *starts to laugh* 

Shigaraki: *grins* One of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen in my life. 

Koy: Yeah-

Dabi: I mean yeah I pushed him, but-

Shigaraki: Absolutely. 

Koy: I think it's both.

Dabi: You gotta do what you gotta do-

I think it's way underrated because, during the winter, you can spray it down with water and then watch them try and get up. 

Koy and Shigaraki: *laughing a bit* 

Dabi: It's so much fun. 

Twice: *comes in the room and joins them* 

Koy: *reads the next one* Real shit or horse shit, I use my turn signal when nobody is on the road.*looks at Twice with a smile* Jin? 

Twice: God damn right I do, I follow the law, I follow the rules, especially when I'm driving drunk. 

Shigaraki, Koy, and Dabi: *laughing at his statement* 

Koy: *trying not to lose it as he reads the final prompt* The worst thing to yell...from a clothing store dressing room. 

Shigaraki: Need a little help here, I can't get this bra off my dick! 

Koy: Dabi, and Twice: *laughing* 

Twice: You guys are out of toilet paper! 

Koy: *laughing hard* 

Shigaraki and Dabi: *laughing a bit* 

Koy: Jesus...

Twice: I'm fucking going to do that. 

Shigaraki: *laughing a bit*

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Natsuo: *blushing, looking away* I don't have your ass committed to memory...

Sabine: *leaning on a counter, having her ass out* Well then you're not looking at it enough. 

Natsuo: Look, I'm just respecting you, okay...? 

Sabine: Disrespect me harder, Daddy~ *grins at him* 

Natsuo: I- *looks over at her, blushing more* Absolutely...

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Female Classmate 1: Ugh, I don't get how Tamaki got a girlfriend. 

Female Classmate 2: I know right? He's so creepy. 

Hizani: Honey, that dick was 11 inches~ 

Female Classmate 1: W-what? That emo boy? 

Tamaki: H-Hizani, you can't say that... *covers face embarrassed* 

Hizani: *goes and hugs him from behind* Am I wrong? 

Tamaki: W...well no, b-but-

Female Classmate 2: *blushing as well* Hey emo boy~ 

Hizani: Mine. My emo boy. 

Tamaki: *covers face* 

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Author-Chan: *looking at Aizawa* Can I-

Dabi: *unnecessary censor* 

Author-Chan: You? 

Aizawa: I- what?! 

Author-Chan: *trying to just ask to have a hug* Can I-

Dabi: *unnecessary censor once more, grinning*

Author-Chan: You, please? 

Aizawa: ...Of course! 

Author-Chan: Really?! *goes to hug him* 

Aizawa: *thinking she was saying something else* No. *walks away* 

Author-Chan: *gets on her knees pleading* PLEASE! 

Dabi: Heheheheh.

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Bakugou: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!! *punches Koy's arm* 

Koy: OW! Katki! Jesus Christ! 

Bakugou: What the hell are you doing telling people we're a gay couple?! 

Koy: Oh, heard that through the grapevine, did you? *grins as his prank was working* 

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Amisho: *lets out a sigh* Okay, I get it. You want to feel new things.

Shigaraki: Exactly-

Amisho: *slaps him hard* 

Dabi: *spits out his drink* 

Toga: *jaw drops* 

Spinner: *praying for her safety* 

Amisho: How's that? *glaring at him* 

Shigaraki: Bloody hell, that hurt... *looks at her with heart eyes* Do it again~ 

Dabi: *starts laughing*

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Yuma: What kind of girls do you prefer? 

Karma: My wife. *holds Kaliie close* 

Kaliie: Oi! Don't say that! *blushes* 

Yuma: *looks at Asano* What kind of girl do you like? 

Asano: Karma's wife~ 

Karma and Kaliie: *Glares at Asano* 

Yuma: ...Uh oh-

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(Pre-season 6) 

Ommi: *had made an accident on a mission and got called a terrible hero and was no good*

Hawks: I know how you feel. *puts his hand on Ommi's shoulder* 

Ommi: *pushes him away* Don't do that! Please don't do that! You do not know how I feel! 

Hawks: Ommi, calm down-

Ommi: Heroes like you have everything! You don't have to be good, you can mess up over and over again, and the whole world still loves you! 

Hawks: Ommi...

Ommi: You'll never know what it's like to fail! 

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Tamaki: May I have one of your fries? 

Hizani: Of course. *lets him get a fry or two*

Tamaki: Thank you *takes a couple* 

Hizani: Can I have a bite of your burger? 

Tamaki: *turns pale* Absolutely not... 

Hizani: Okay. *takes a bite of her pretzel* 

Shinsou: *scoffs, looks at Koy* Some perfect couple, he won't even share his food with her. 

Tamaki: *looks up at Shinsou, lifting the bun* I-it has avocado on it...she's allergic to avocado...

Hizani: *nods, nibbling on her pretzel* 

Koy: Pff...

Shinsou: ...

Tamaki: Are you so jealous of our relationship you w-want Hizani to die? 

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(If Bakugou always got nervous around Kay) 

Kay and Bakugou: *in Kay's dorm working on a project* 

Bakugou: *starts fanning himself, slightly panting* Is it hot in here?? 

Kay: *looks up at him* Hm? 

Bakugou: Are you hot? I mean you are hot...I-I mean- 

Kay: *puts her hands on his face* 

Bakugou: *blushes more than he already was* U-uh...

Kay: Are you alright? You seem really warm, you might have a fever. 

Bakugou: ... *thinks to self* ['She's so cute...']

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Koy: You-you tried to kiss me...

Todoroki: I'm not gay, what the hell is wrong with you?! 

Koy: But-

Todoroki: Look look, l-let me put it to you this way. I'm attracted to you in the way that a man is attracted to a woman. 

Koy: ...Shoto that's-

Todoroki: But I'm not gay. 

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Dabi: AC, what'd you learn today? 

Author-Chan: *after listening to a specific song, sitting in the corner* I learned that I have a praise kink...

Dabi: *goes up to her, petting her head* Good girl~ 

Author-Chan: Oh fuck! *blushes and jumps a bit* 

Dabi: *starts laughing ar her reaction* 

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Shigaraki: *playing his DS on the couch* 

Amisho: *goes up to him, her arms crossed* I'm not cute. I'm mean, and I am vicious, and I'll rip your fucking head off! 

Shigaraki: *looks up at her* You're adorable. *pulls her into his lap, still playing his DS* 

Amisho: I- uh- *starts blushing, hiding her face in his chest* No I'm noott...fuck you!

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LoV: *captured Silenai* 

Dabi: *was in charge of watching her* 

Silenai: Erasurehead's going to find us and free me. 

Dabi: *grins* So you love him because he's a hero? 

Silenai: Part of the reason...

Dabi: Let me tell you something about heroes, princess. A hero would sacrifice you for the greater good...I have no such compunction. I would burn this world for you~ *make a blue flame appear in his hand, leaning in close* 

Silenai: *turns away* Mmm...

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Koy: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!!! 

Lillian: *sitting in her car seat, playing with little figurines with the air on

Kashi: *on the phone, panting* 

Ommi: Emergency assistance, this is Ommi. 

Koy: *throws a chair at the car, the window does not break*

Kashi: Hi, we-we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!

Koy: *makes a sledgehammer out of a couple of rocks in his pocket, tears in his eyes* I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO BREAK IT!!

Kashi: *turns to him* Do not break the window-

Koy: HUH?! *hyperventilating* 

Kashi: You'll get glass on her! 

Ommi: Sir, please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be okay. *trying to calm them down* 

Kashi: That's a man...

Ommi: Really? 

Lilian: *still happily playing* 

(thought those two would be great for this
I decided to change it because I thought Kashi would be better in this situation)

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Sabine: You gonna punish me, Daddy?~

Natsuo: Sabine, no, very bad! *tries to spank her*

Sabine: ...What the hell was that? 

Natsuo: A spanking, that was me spanking you. *trying to seem sexy* 

Sabine: *sits up, looking at him confused* That's it? Natsuo, you either gotta be that guy, or not be that guy, I don't...I don't know what that was...

Natsuo: S-sorry...I'm not the best with this kind of thing...

Sabine: I can teach you, baby. 

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(Kay is about 11 here for this bit)

Masaru: *brushing Kay's hair* What do you want to be when you grow up? 

Kay: *thinks for a moment* ...Kind. 

Masaru: *stops for a moment* 

Kay: Hm? *looks up at him, tilting her head* 

Masaru: *smiles sadly, pulling her into a hug* You must be all grown up then...please, never stop being kind... 

Kay: *smiles, hugging him close* Okay, papa 

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Hawks: *infiltrating the Liberation Front*

Dabi: So, you got a bitch?

Hawks: Oh yeah, she's the best thing in my life. 

Dabi: Oh yeah? Is it all lovey-dovey, or? 

Hawks: Heh...I need her, when she on me I don't feel so lonely~ 

Dabi: How does she make you feel? 

Hawks: I'm always telling her, "me horny, ride me like a pony" 

Dabi: Ohh~

Hawks: Her sweat, her moaning, she's just such a fucking whore, I love it~

Dabi: She sounds like it

Hawks: I just fuck her on her side,
And she bitch for me on life
For her pussy I would die
Every second we on fire

Dabi: Sounds like you scored

Hawks: Room in private, we used an item

Dabi: An item-

Hawks: The 69, she's just such a fuckin'...

Dabi: Jesus...

Hawks: Best part is she asks for it more~ 

Dabi: ...damn you shouldn't let that bitch go. 

Hawks: I won't...oh, and only I can call her a bitch, so what you're fucking mouth. 

Dabi: ... 

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Hatsume: *showing off her new gadgets* If you press that button, it'll take one year off your life

Koy: *immediately starts rapidly pressing the button* 

Hatsume: But you'll get 100- *looks at Koy*...thousand...dollars...

Koy: *still pressing the button*

Click
Click

Click

Click

Koy: *pressing the button faster* 

Bakugou: *trying to pull him away* Dude, stop! Stop it! 

Koy: *continuing to press the button* 

Click Click

Click Click

Click Click
Click Click 

Koy: *inhales deeply* 

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Author-Chan: Nah nah nah nah

Na...na nah

Dabi: ...Eh? 

Author-Chan: Blegh na men nin melck, nah nah

Dabi: ...Translation? 

Author-Chan: So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit 

Dabi: *blinks* ...was that-

Author-Chan: yes that was the translation. 

Dabi: ...AC you don't-

Author-Chan: IT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE LITERAL! 

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Amisho: Hey, sir? 

Shigaraki: *looking at some papers* Yes baby? 

Amisho: I would like attention 

Shigaraki: And I'd love to give it to you but I'm working right now *sorting out things for the liberation front* 

Amisho: *huffs, knocks down a cup of pens* 

Shigaraki: ... *looks at the pens, then at her* Did you just-

Amisho: Yeah. I did. 

Shigaraki: *puts the papers down* Go on. Do it again. I dare you. *stares at her* 

Amisho: ... *stares back at him, slowly knocks down another cup of pens* 

Shigaraki: *sighs, standing up and loosening his tie* Here lies the brat, who thought today was the day, and I was the one... 

Amisho: *blinks* did you just start my eulogy? 

Shigaraki: *pulls her close* Yeah. I did. 

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Hawks, Koy, Ommi: *standing on top of a building* 

Hawks: Yeah, he's been doing pretty good so far 

Koy: *looking over the edge, looking down* 

Ommi: Uh...does he have a flying quirk or anything? 

Hawks: Uh no, he has an element quirk, though I don't think he can use it here, why? 

Ommi: ...He's looking over the edge...

Hawks: Hm? *looks over* 

Koy: *smiles at them* Bye *steps off* 

Hawks and Ommi: *running, flying, and trying to grapple him* 

Hawks: TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!! 

(Honestly I have a Part of "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance saved and I could only think of this when I heard of it) 

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Author-Chan: If you have your life together, clap your hands! 

Mr. Compress: ....

Spinner: ...? 

Amisho: *stares at Author-Chan: ...

Shigaraki: *on his DS* 

Author-Chan: ...It's so quiet, this is weird...

Dabi: Yeah, none of us have our lives together...

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Koy: I can't stand people who say things like-

Kirishima: Just listen to that little voice in your head! You got this! *gives him a thumbs up* 

Koy: *slowly turns to Kirishima* You understand that fucker wants me to kill myself and others... 

Kirishima: ...Oh...s-sorry, man...

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*If I ever get the haircut I want* 

Dabi: What...the hell...did you do? 

Author-Chan: *shrugs* In my defense, you left me unsupervised 

Dabi: You're a grown ass adult! 

Author-Chan: And you! Left me, unsupervised! 

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Midnight: So, how big are you?~ 

Bryan: I'm 6'4 

Midnight: No I mean in bed...

Bryan: *tilts his head confused* ...Still 6'4 but sideways... 

*beep* 
(Part of the same audio) 

Aizawa: Am I okay?

Recovery Girl: It's just a scratch on your leg. 

Aizawa: Can I see? 

Recovery Girl: ... Unfortunately the leg is in another ambulance 

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Mei, Koy, and Denki: *doing group training together* 

Mei: Koy, call me a good girl, like, you know, give me the biggest praise buff I've ever received in my life 

Koy: *smiles, lowering his mask* Well here, Mei, here, you're such a good girl~

Mei: *blushes softly* 

Denki: Treat me like that, holy fuck! 

Mei: *starts wheezing from laughter* 

Koy: *chuckles, turning to Denki holding his chin* Denki, you're such a god fucking boy~ 

Denki: YES I AM!! 

Mei: *wheezes more* 

Koy: *chuckles, putting his mask back on

Denki: LET'S GOOO!!!

Aizawa: *watching from a distance* ...I have to stop letting them be in a group together...

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Kay: *laying in bed with Bakugou* 

Bakugou: *laying his head on her chest, laying on her* 

Kay: Good morning *pets his head* 

Bakugou: *grumbles, nuzzling into her chest more* 

Kay: You ready to get up? 

Bakugou: *grumbles louder* 

Kay: *giggles* No? 

Bakugou: Mm *holds her close* 

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(The names being close is them singing together)

Koy: Great is your will to survive! 

Koy: 600 lives at steak
Dabi: 600 lives I'll take 

Koy: It's just one life to take! 
Dabi: 600 lives I'll break

Koy: And when we kill him then our journey's over
Dabi: And when I kill you then my deed is over 

Koy: No dying on me now
Dabi: You're dying here and now

Koy: Defeat is not allowed! 
Dabi: Escape is not allowed! 

Koy: We must live through this day
Dabi: You won't live through this day

Koy: So fight, fight fiiight! 
Dabi: Now die, die, diiie!

(This would probably seem cooler as a drawing or something) 

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Kay: I can't Bryan! (Her son) *getting worried*

Bakugou: Don't worry, I know how to find him *goes up to a staff member in the store with the intercom* Excuse me? I lost my son, can I please make an announcement? 

Staff member: Of course! 

Bakugou: *turns it on* Goodbye, you little shit *grins* 

Lil Bryan: *starts crying in one of the aisles* 

Bakugou: Found him! 

Kay: ...He is your husband, he is your husband...

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*At hero party*

Endeavor: It's not just the haircut, you-you look like- 

Ommi: What?! I look like a what?! 

Hawks: You look like a hooker~ 

Ommi: You think? 

Endeavor: That is not a compliment, Ommi! 

Ommi: From Hawks? Totally is. 

Hawks: *grins* Hookers are hot~ 

Ommi: See?~ 

Endeavor: *rubs his eyes*

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Koy: People like you! 

Author-Chan: No no no no, they like the carefully curated version of myself that I create for my interactions with other people. 

Koy: Why not just be yourself? 

Author-Chan: *starts laughing, slapping her knee* 

Koy: I'm sure no one would mind how weird you are...

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Amisho: *had gotten into an argument with Shiggy about her dad* You want to talk about my dad? Where's your dad? Huh? *puts her hand to her face* "Father" 

Shigaraki: *grumbles* 

Amisho: *looks at Spinner* Where's your dad? 

Spinner: ...

Amisho: Toga, where's your dad? 

Toga: Hm? 

Amisho: We're the League of No Dads. 

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Denki: Hey, guys? What does 'kys' mean? 

Bakugou: *looking at his phone* Kill yourself. 

Koy: *didn't know what it meant and thought Bakugou was being mean* What the fuck?! He's just asking a question! Why would you tell him to do that?! 

Bakugou: *looks up confused* Huh? 

Kirishima: K-Koy, kys means that...

Koy: O...oh...

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Vanessa: Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown! 

Original Freddy taking over for Glamrock Freddy: Go cry about it, bitch 

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(I'm changing this one a lot, so if you want the original audio please let me know) 

*The one scene in Deku's head in season 6*

AFO: Give me control...give me control...

Or I'll raise the destruction high...everyone in your league will die

Give me control...

Shigaraki: Wait...

Deku: *watching from afar, unsure what to do* 

AFO: Give me control...

Shigaraki: Stop this, master, please...

AFO: I'll make the chaos so profound...both your fiance and son will drown... (let's say Amisho is pregnant) 

Deku: *eyes widen* 

Shigaraki: *eyes widen, looking up at AFO* NO!! 

AFO: Then give me control! *morph more onto Shigaraki, covering his mouth* Give me control! 

Don't mistake my threats for bluff! You have lived long enough...

Give me control! 

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