So, this is really just a joke chapter because I had a funny idea, so I hope it makes you laugh a little.

This is like, me telling the characters I simp for them for the first time.

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Author-Chan: Bakugou...I'm a simp for you.

Bakugou: Oh god, not another one! 

Author-Chan: Hey, it's not my fault you're cool and hot! 

Bakugou: Damn right I'm cool! But it's so stupid for so many people to simp for me! *grumbles*

Author-Chan: If it makes you feel any better, I don't simp for Deku

Bakugou: ...just don't do anything weird and I'll be fine with you as a simp...

Author-Chan: Yessir! 

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Author-Chan: Kirishima...I'm a simp for you.

Kirishima: Oh, really? *blushes, scratches head* Heh, thanks. I mean, I don't get simping, but hey, if I put a smile on your face and make you happy, then I'm okay with it! *smiles*

Author-Chan: *hugs him, tearing up* You're also my comfort character! ;-; 

Kirishima: Aw, really?! Jeez, you make me feel like I'm a big deal or something *hugs back*

Author-Chan: You arree! You're the manliest man who's ever manned, and I feel so lucky to be blessed by your presence! 

Kirishima: *blushes more* Ah jeez...you're so sweet, thank you.

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Author-Chan: Denki...I'm a simp for you.

Denki: *eyes light up* I have a simp?! Me, the biggest simp, has a simp!? *hugs her tightly* EEE! I knew someone loved me like that! 

Author-Chan: Hehe! *hugs close* You're awesome, Denki! 

Denki: Hehehe! Thank you! Gosh, I gotta tell someone! *kisses head, then runs off* I HAVE A SIMP!! 

Author-Chan: ...just wait until he realizes he has more than one simp...

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Author-Chan: Tamaki...I'm a simp for you

Tamaki: *blushes darkly* W-what? A-are you sure...? M-maybe you mean Mirio, r-right...?

Author-Chan: Nope. Mirio is cool but...he's no Tamaki.

Tamaki: *blushes more* O-oh my gosh...I-I don't know what to do, um...I d-don't think I'm right for this...

Author-Chan: I just think you're cool and attractive, you're awesome, Tamaki! Don't deny that! 

Tamaki: B-but I can barely look at anyone...w-without having to see t-them as a potato-

Author-Chan: I will gladly be your potato! You are awesome and to be around you is such a treasure! 

Tamaki: Y...you really f-feel that way a-about me...?

Author-Chan: Yeah! You're one of the coolest characters, keep being yourself, okay? *hugs him*

Tamaki: *blushes more, slowly hugs back* T-thank you...

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Author-Chan: Aizawa...I'm a simp for you.

Aizawa: ...Uh huh...

Author-Chan: You're just such an awesome guy, great father figure, *whispers* kindahotteacher, *regular speaking* awesome hero-

Aizawa: Wait wait wait...what was that? 

Author-Chan: ...Uh, well, you know... 

Aizawa: You know I aged normally instead of the show, I'd be like, 35 or something, right? Which makes me 15 years older than you. 

Author-Chan: ...But I am technically an adult-

Aizawa: Oh Jesus Christ... *hides in sleeping bag* I don't understand this generation...

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Author-Chan: Hawks...I'm a simp for you. 

Hawks: Oh yeah? Is it my devilish looks, or my great personality? 

Author-Chan: ...Yes. 

Hawks: *chuckles* You're cute, just don't do anything strange, okay baby bird? *pats head*

Author-Chan: *nods* Yes Hawks! 

Hawks: Heh, alright then, have fun simping then. 

Author-Chan: Hehehe! 

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Author-Chan: Shigaraki...I-

Shigaraki: Hang on *was playing on a Nintendo DS*

Author-Chan: ...Whatcha playing? *looks at the screen*

Shigaraki: N+ 

Author-Chan: Ooo! I love that game! 

Shigaraki: Nice. *beats the level, looks up at her* So what did you want? 

Author-Chan: Oh yeah, I'm a simp for you.

Shigaraki: ... *goes back to playing*

Author-Chan: ...Could I-

Shigaraki: No.

Author-Chan: Aww...

Shigaraki: *huffs* if I fail, I'll let you have a go...

Author-Chan: Yay! 

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Author-Chan: Dabi...I'm a simp for you.

Dabi: ...Why? 

Author-Chan: Well, you're hot-

Dabi: *makes blue flame in his hand* In what way?

Author-Chan: Okay, smartass. You have a cool quirk AND are pretty good-looking. 

Dabi: I don't get when people tell me that...like I literally have to staple my skin together...

Author-Chan: Yeah...still pretty hot tho-

Dabi: I could kill you for no reason.

Author-Chan: But you haven't! 

Dabi: But I could. 

Author-Chan: But...you haven't! 

Dabi: *rolls his eyes*Ugh...

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Author-Chan: Monoma...hmm...

Monoma: Oh I read the title, sweetheart! Of course you simp for me! How could-

Author-Chan: Nah, I simp for Karma.

Monoma: Huh?

Karma: Heh, and here I thought you forgot about me.

Author-Chan: Pff, forget about Karma Akabane? No way! 

Monoma: This was about me! Not-

Karma: *pulls out a knife* Jeez, you're annoying, unlike me, of course~

Monoma: Excuse me?! I am a joy to be around! 

Author-Chan: ...I see why these two have the same voice actor... (English dub) 

But still, Karma is better than you. *hugs Karma*

Karma: Aw, don't make me blush now *pats her head*

Monoma: Hmph...

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Author-Chan: Overhaul...I want to kill you-

Overhaul: ...Uh-

Author-Chan: If I ever see you again, I will punch you in the face, punch you in the sternum, kick you in the balls, and kick you repeatedly until I see fit to stop.

Overhaul: ...Jesus...