Author-Chan: *hitting head against the wall* 

Wakiya: Uh...you alright?

Author-Chan: I made a mistake... *continues* You're going t have to fix something in the files-

Wakiya: Why?! 

Author-Chan: I didn't take into account Aizawa and Ms. Joke's ages...they're only 30 and 29...Hizani can't be 17, we need to-

Wakiya: *walks away* Nope. I'm done.

Author-Chan: Wakiya I need you! Where are you going?!

Wakiya: I'm going on vacation, ask someone else to be your assistant until I get back. *gets on a jet, leaving*

Author-Chan: Ugghhhh *looks around*

Dabi: *on his phone*

Author-Chan: YES! DABI I NEED YOU! 

Dabi: *looks up at her* Eh? 

Author-Chan: I need you to stand in as acting assistant until Wakiya comes back! 

Dabi: And why would I-

Author-Chan: *slides him one of Hawks' feathers*

Dabi: ... *takes the feather* What do you need?

Author-Chan: I need you to fix Hizani's file, I wanted her to be with Tamaki, but that might not be possible for her to be 17 AND Aizawa's kid, so either we're gonna have to change her age to be Aizawa's kid...or she's going to have to be someone else's kid

Dabi: Are you serious?

Author-Chan: Yes.

Dabi: That's stupid, why shou-

Author-Chan: *slides another feather*

Dabi: ... *takes the feather again* I'll have it done by the next chapter *takes Hizani's file, walking off*

Author-Chan: Thank you! 

*sighs, starts hitting head again* This. Isn't. Fair. It. Was. So. Great.

Aizawa: ...why didn't you think about age first? 

Author-Chan: I DON'T KNOW! I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GREAT FOR YOU TO HAVE A TEENAGE DAUGHTER! 

Aizawa: Uh huh...

Author-Chan: Maybe I could still have her as a teen, but not be 17, like maybe 15 or-

Aizawa: Are you implying I was doing that stuff at 15? 

Author-Chan: No! I am not, I just...I just want you to have a teenage daughter AND a 6-year-old... °^°

Aizawa: *rolls eyes* Whatever...just get this figured out.