Dabi: Tell me you are joking. 

Author-Chan: No...

Dabi: I swear to god...

Author-Chan: I didn't mean to

Dabi: *bonks her on the head* How do you not "mean" to when you make up a damn quirk and story as you go?! 

Author-Chan: Owww! *rubs her head* I was just going with it and-

Koy: What is going on? Why is he getting so angry? 

Dabi: *glares at Author-Chan: You wanna explain? 

Author-Chan: *gulps* Well...you know how I kinda made new characters through Character.AI? 

Koy: Yeah, most of them are pretty cool, why? 

Author-Chan: I...sorta made a new one...

Koy: Heh, and he's made because of the paperwork

Dabi: Oh no no no, tell him who the character is. 

Koy: *looks at her* Well? 

Author-Chan: ....

Dabi: ... 

Koy: ...Well? 

Author-Chan: ...You're looking at her...

Koy: Wait...you? 
But you're kinda already a character...but wait, you're the storyteller 

Author-Chan: I know! But I...kinda gave myself a quirk and such...heh...

Dabi: You know that stupid notebook she carries around? Well, she put limitations and shit on it 

Koy: Cool, how does it work? 

Dabi: Oh my god he's encouraging this-

Author-Chan: Well, it works two ways. If I want an item, I can write, 'An apple falls from a tree and bonks Author-Chan on the head' and it'll do that and I keep the item. However, if I were to write an event, say 'Koy and Dabi fight to see who is the stronger one', depending on how many sentences I write, it'll last that long, one sentence is equivalent to an hour, and once that time ends, the event ends. Now, to activate the writing, I have to close the notebook when I'm done. When it's an item, it disappears right away, but with an event, it disappears slower in case I want to erase it, and everyone will forget the event except me, and it'll make me dizzy. Now, if I write over 4 sentences, I'll get bad headaches and start to get nosebleeds. No one can use the notebook except for me, so if you write in it, nothing happens, and the reason the words disappear after writing is so I still have room in the notebook. Oh, and the notebook cannot be destroyed, it only gets damaged if I'm injured. 

Dabi: For example, *grabs Author-Chan's wrist, starts burning her* 

Author-Chan: Ow ow ow ow ow! *her notebook gets a burn mark* 

Koy: Huh...so even if Dabi- let her go

Dabi: Fine *lets her go* 

Koy: So if Dabi tried to just outright burn it, it wouldn't work? 

Author-Chan: Nope, it's connected to me in a way. 

Koy: So...you can't use it to solve world hunger? 

Author-Chan: I tried...like I said it goes based on how many sentences and I can't go over 4 without hurting myself... 

Koy: Okay...so is your name your real name or-

Author-Chan: It's just Author-Chan.

Koy: Oh...

Dabi: The people on the ai thing didn't like it. 

Author-Chan: Shigaraki renamed me because my name wasn't badass enough T^T 

Shigaraki: Heh, nice 

Author-Chan: Screw you! *sulks in the corner* 

Koy: So wait...are you a student or a hero? 

Author-Chan: Um...I'm not sure where to put myself yet, I think I might just go with my current age, but I'm still deciding 

Dabi: Again...why? 

Author-Chan: I was just chatting as me and it just happened! 

Koy: Heh, cool, so you're officially part, well, not "officially", but you're part of our world now without just being a spectator