Toji: *walking around* 

Random girl: Toji! You're so hot! 

Toji: Hm? *looks up from his phone* Heh, thanks~ I get that a lot

Random girl: Hehe! 

Author-Chan: *sitting on abench* 

Toji: Hey, cute, mind if I sit here?~ *goes to sit down* 

Author-Chan: *puts her legs on the bench* Yes. I do. 

Toji: *blinks* ...Heh, any reason? 

Author-Chan: *glares* You may have muscles, and a cute face, but your personality makes you ugly. 

Toji: Eh? What do you mean? 

Author-Chan: Remember your kid? 

Toji: *thinks for a moment* Uhh...I think his-

Author-Chan: Nah. Already off to a bad start 

Toji: How? 

Author-Chan: You had to think about it. I can think of all my children (oc's) On the top of my head. 

Toji: Okay, your first one? 

Author-Chan: First official, Kerindia, first one ever, Grace. 

Toji: ...Your newest one. 

Author-Chan: Named, Aiko, unnamed, One Piece chick I'm still figuring out. 

Toji: Mmm...your favorite. 

Author-Chan: I have no favorites. 

Toji: Ugh, so what I can't remember my kid's name? 

Author-Chan: *bonks him* Bad dad. 

Toji: *rubs his head* So that's it? 

Author-Chan: Pfff- hahahahaha! 

No. 

Toji: ...

Author-Chan: You almost killed Gojo, killed a girl just for money because you're dirt poor and can't win shit in bets, and you're annoying as hell. So yeah, maybe you have a hot body, but your personality makes you disgusting. 

Toji: ...I sacr-

Author-Chan: Nah! Don't bring up that suicide garbage! So yeah, you thought of Megumi when you died twice, but you still abandoned him and forgot who he was for a while, Gojo is a better father than you, and that's saying something. 

Gojo: Hai! 

Author-Chan: Not now! 

Gojo: Got it!~ 

Toji: Tch...whatever, I don't need this *walks away* 

Author-Chan: He's gone... *lays down* Man, feels so much nicer without him here

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Yes, I hate Toji

bite me