Author-Chan: Hey Koy? 

Koy: Yeah? 

Author-Chan: Wanna meet an alternate version of you? 

Koy: *shrugs* Sure, why not?

Villain Koy: Hello there~ 

Koy: ...The hell is this? 

Author-Chan: This is you...but as a villain.

Koy: Uh huh...and how did this happen? 

Villain Koy: Well, that devilish man, Dabi-

Koy: Stop. Timeout. 

Villain Koy: Hm? Oh yeah, we don't hate him as a villain. 

Koy: ...After all he did? 

Villain Koy: He wasn't the only one, besides, he's just like us

Anyway, we were fighting, and as he fought he was talking about how freeing it is to be a villain, where we don't have to meet anyone's expectations, we don't have to listen to our parents and do what we want! This society is poisoned, just look at what it did to us and Kay! He made a good point that being a hero wasn't worth it, but being a villain makes you feel amazing!~ And, you can sleep with whoever you want! 

Koy: ...You slept with Dabi, didn't you? 

Villain Koy: Maaaybe~

Koy: ... Hey Katki.

Bakugou: What do you want, extra? 

Koy: *grabs his hand, putting it on his face* Think about what angers you and go full force. 

Bakugou: HELL NO! *snatches his hand away* 

Villain Koy: Hey, Katki!~ 

Bakugou: ...What's with the turtle neck? It looks gay. 

Villain Koy: Halfway there, buddy. 

Koy: So...did you only sleep with Dabi, or? 

Villain Koy: I slept with Amisho too, she's a kinky girl~ 

Shigaraki: Watch your fucking mouth. 

Villain Koy: Heh, sorry, I know she's your girl now, just saying. 

Amisho: ...

Villain Koy: Anyway, this was fun!~ I hope we meet again! 

Koy: I don't...