Wakiya: *sighs* That was lovely...hm? 

Dabi: *sitting in a wheelie chair, on his phone* 

Wakiya: Uh, excuse me 

Dabi: *looks up* Yea? 

Wakiya: That's my seat you're in 

Dabi: Was your seat 

Wakiya: What do you mean was?! I'm still the assistant! 

Dabi: You were, then you left 

Wakiya: I was on vacation! 

Dabi: *raises an eyebrow* For eight months? 

Wakiya: ...She's made me do a lot, okay?! *huffs* Now, move along 

Dabi: Nah, I actually like it here *looks back at phone* Besides, she doesn't really watch Beyblade anymore 

Wakiya: Tch, I already knew that, but still! I am the assistant, and I take care of things! 

Dabi: I don't think you'd know what to do with how things have gone 

Wakiya: Why? What did she do? How bad did she mess up?! 

Dabi: Relax, she didn't screw anything up, she does has a lot of characters though

Wakiya: Well, the last thing was all the new MHA people 

Dabi: Ah, well, there's a couple more, there are the Demon Slayer characters, she's kinda making JJK characters, one is out but she hasn't really made a specific technique, I think it's supposed to be similar to Megumi's though. Oh, and she's kinda made a character based on herself, but she's making Aya more of a different character instead of her, so there's Aya, then there's Author-Chan 

Wakiya: I...uh...what? 

Dabi: Told ya 

Author-Chan: Hey, Dabi, I think I have a name for- *sees Wakiya* WAKIYA! *goes and hugs him* I THOUGHT YOU ABANDONED MEE!! 

Wakiya: Hands off the jacket! *pushes her away, huffing* Like I said...I was on vacation 

Author-Chan: *blinks* ...You were gone for eight months...

Wakiya: I know...

Author-Chan: You're like a father who went to get milk but-

Wakiya: I'M HERE NOW AREN'T I?! *lets out a sigh* Now...tell this piece of bacon to get out of my seat, I want to be the assistant again

Dabi: Nah 

Wakiya: That's not your choice! 

Author-Chan: Well...I do enjoy Dabi, but...it would be nice to have you around again...

Wakiya: Ha, see?! 

Dabi: Wait for it 

Author-Chan: How about you both be my assistants? *smiles happily* 

Wakiya: ...What...? 

Dabi: There it is *looks at her* I'm fine with it 

Wakiya: But-

Author-Chan: Then it's settled! You two can share the room! 

Wakiya: ... *looks at Dabi* I suppose I'll share my space...but we need to re-decorate 

Dabi: Already did, I got all those gay paintings out 

Wakiya: THOSE WERE EXPENSIVE! 

Dabi: And ugly. 

Author-Chan: This might be fine...right?