Koy: Okay...I think there's only one way we can settle this... 

Bakugou: ...Agreed... 

Koy: And, it doesn't even have to be specifically one or the other, alright? 

Bakugou: Tch, are we really doing this? 

Koy: Look, we don't even have to get married, we just need to get as many people on our side as we can 

Denki: *peaks his head in* Whatcha guys doing? 

Koy and Bakugou: *looks at Denki* Want to be in my harem? *looks at each other* I saw him first! 

Denki: *blinks* ...Huh? 

Koy: *sighs* Okay...so Katki and I...made a bet during one of our..."relaxing" hours... 

Bakugou: And we even put money on it... 

Koy: To see who could...have a bigger harem after 5 weeks... 

Denki: Oh...okay! 

Koy: So... who's harem would you like to be a part of? 

Denki: Hmm... *examines both of them* I...think I'll go Koy

Koy: Yes! 

Bakugou: Fine! I'll find more than you though! *storms off* 

Denki: So...are there rules for those in the harem? 

Koy: What do you mean? 

Denki: Like...do we just follow you around, or can we do stuff together? 

Koy: Well...we could probably all do stuff, some people do stuff, one on one, just gotta have consent 

Denki: Yay! 

Meanwhile* 

Bakugou: Oi! Kay! 

Kay: Hm? 

Bakugou: Join my harem! 

Kay: ...You and Koy had too much weed again, didn't you? 

Bakugou: Gr...ARE YOU IN OR NOT?! 

Kay: *sighs* Sure, it would be weird if I was on Koy's side 

Bakugou: THAT'S ONE PERSON, YES! 

Kirishima: Can I join? 

Bakugou: HELL YES!! 

Mina: Ooo, am I allowed? 

Bakugou: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RACOON EYES! 

Kay: Oh boy...before we know it they'll have the whole school on their harems...you know this isn't even what a "harem" is? It's part of-

Bakugou: Yeah yeah, it's just easier to use harem! 

Kay: This is more like a big poly...you're not even marrying all of us

Mina: Oh just play along~ 

Kay: *rolls her eyes*

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Might make a series, might not, just thought this would be goofy