Wakiya: Um...Author-Chan?

Author-Chan: *was hugging Cat Noir* I'm tired of Ladybug treating Cat Noir badly!!

Ladybug: What? I don't treat him bad, he's my friend-

Author-Chan: EXACTLY!!! You don't realize how amazing and charming and funny he is!! He's perfect for you!

Cat Noir: You're too kind, I would love to be with my lady, but she doesn't feel the same, I'm okay with that.

Author-Chan: Then I should be Ladybug! I can be a hero, plus I'll give you all my love, unlike certain people!

Wakiya: *facepalms* Please excuse her, she's a big fan of Cat Noir, and always feels bad when he's upset.

Author-Chan: I will start the fan club!! *was still hugging Cat Noir*

Wakiya: Will you let the cat go?

Author-Chan: NEVER!!!