Dabi: *yawns* I hope today is a nice, quiet-

Author-Chan: NOTRADAME!! *slams fists onto table* 

Dabi: Gah! *falls out of his seat* Ugh...what? 

Author-Chan: Have you heard the movie, The Hunchback of Notradame? 

Dabi: Yeah, pretty cool movie, why? 

Author-Chan: You remember Pheobus and Esmeralda? 

Dabi: Obviously... 

Author-Chan: ... *inhales* Pheobus...to Keigo...Esmeralda to Ommi...

Dabi: ...And you lost me. 

Author-Chan: Think about how they are with each other! It would be the same way Keigo and Ommi would be together! Keigo is Pheobus, and Ommi is Esmeralda! You can't change my mind!! 

Dabi: ...So Keigo is... *thinks for a moment* Hm...That's actually not terrible...

Ommi: Sweet, I get to be a beautiful gypsy. 

Keigo: You were already beautiful~ 

Dabi: ...I'm Frolo...I want to burn her... 

Author-Chan: Uh...Dabi...

Dabi: What.

Author-Chan: ...He got horny by Esmeralda... 

Dabi: Oh shit, yeah...nevermind...

Author-Chan: You'd only be Frolo if Silenai was Esmeralda. 

Silenai: ...

Aizawa: *holds Silenai tight, glaring at Dabi*

Keigo: *snacking on chicken*