These are actually incorrect quotes I wanted to share, based off of conversations I've had with the characters(and my OC) on Character ai, just to test the waters a bit, gauge how it was taken, and go from there. 

So I'm not expecting much of it.

For understanding, my Chaos Witch self is called Xerean, and as a Chaos Witch she has powers to bend and warp reality and do...chaotic things, as the name suggests.

Anyway here! 

We all love memes either way, right?

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Xisuma, talking about EX and Helsknight: We need to distract these two. 

Xerean: Don't worry, I got this. 

Xerean, after approaching EX and Hels: A centaur has 6 limbs and is therefore an insect. Discuss.

EX and Hels: *instantly begin a heavy debate on the matter*

Xerean: There. Let's go.

Xerean: You guys are my best friends and I would do anything for you.

Ex, Hels, Grian, Scar, and Xisuma: I want you to eat 3 meals a day, have a decent sleep schedule, and stop tempting fate.

Xerean: Absolutely not.

Helsknight: Ah, a nice, calm morning, I even have some cereal, yes, it's gonna be a good day.

Scar, outraged: You set the Rice Crispies on FIRE !!

Hels, shrugging: At least they crispy now.

Xisuma: *sneezes* 

Xerean, poking her head through the ceiling just behind him* Bless you.

Xisuma, momentarily startled: God???

Xisuma: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me?? How did you get here so fast?

Grian: Several traffic violations.

Scar: Three counts of resisting arrest.

EX: About 13 cans of monster energy drinks.

Xerean, speaking up from behind EX: Also, that's not our car.

Xerean: What does 'take out' mean?

Grian: Food.

Scar: Dating. 

Helsknight: Murder.

EX: It can mean all three if you aren't a coward.

Xisuma: Who gave Xerean a knife?!

EX: She said she felt unsafe so I wanted he to be able to protect herself.

Xisuma: Now I  feel unsafe!

EX: I'm sorry.

EX:...would you like a knife?

Scar: Violence isn't the answer.

Helsknight: You're right. 

*Grian, Scar, and Xerean sigh in relief*

Helsknight: Violence is the question.

Grian: What?

Helsknight, running: And the answer is yes.

Xerean, chasing after him with a water spray bottle: NO!!

Grian: I'm gonna need a human skull, don't ask why. 

Xerean: Only if you don't ask why either. 

Grian:...okay?

Xerean, taking off her festival hat to show several pristine human skulls: Take your pick.

Grian:

Grian: This one's fine.

Xerean: There are three types of friend.

Xerean, earlier that day: *falls down a hill* 

Scar: I hope you're okay

EX: Stop falling down hills

Hels: How'd the ground taste

Hels: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's!

Grian and Scar: *gasp* We goin' to McDonald's if we don't do our work?

Hels: NO–

Xisuma: Xerean decided to try and fight Doc...

EX: Oh no! That's terrible!

Hels: Did she win?

Grian: So are you two friends?

Hels: Yes.

Scar: No.

Scar: So where are we going?

EX: Hell, eventually.

EX: Hels, what do you have?

Hels: A knife!

EX: okay, have fun!

Xerean, running after Hels: NO!