Once upon a time I read a Harry Potter second gen. Fanfic. The potions master was Seamus Finnegan. I could not help but laugh. All you Potterheads out there know how much Seamus blows stuff up. Yea him as a potions master, I mean siriusly. I would not be able to learn anything in that class. Ever. All I would learn is how to blow things up. Yep blow things up.