Author-Chan: Alright! I have rules on dating! 

Dabi: Oh yeah? 

Author-Chan: Yes, I shall not be with anyone that's over 18 years older than me 

Dabi: And why is that? 

Author-Chan: Because! I think it would be weird to be with someone my parent's age! So, I shall not pursue anyone that's over 40-

Damian Priest: 

Existing

Author-Chan: ...Hot-

Dabi: He's 41 

Author-Chan: What..? 

Dabi: Yep 

Author-Chan: 

Dabi: 

Author-Chan: ...New rule. 

I won't go out with someone my parents age...unless it's Damian Priest. He's my exception 

Dabi: Really..? 

Author-Chan: YES