In case anyone forgot, Koy does smoke weed sometimes 

THAT DOES NOT MEAN I CONDONE DRUGS NOR DO I WANT OTHERS TO

Anyway, back to the story

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Koy: *coming out of his room, high* 

Bakugou: Oi 

Koy: Hm...? *looks at him* Oh..heyyy, Katki...

Bakugou: ...you smokin' again? 

Koy: I was, felt pretty good...gonna get a snack *walks to the kitchen* 

Bakugou: Just don't let Iida know you're on the grass 

Koy: Ohhh, I'll be okay *gets to the kitchen* 

Denki: *making something* 

Koy: Hey, Lighting Bug! 

Denki: Hm? *looks over at Koy* Oh, hey Koy! What's up? 

Koy: Just got the munchies, whatcha making? 

Denki: I'm just making some soup, it's a recipe I found 

Koy: Hm, soup ey? 

Denki: Yep! I'm just making the bone broth now 

Koy: ...The what? 

Denki: Bone broth...? The recipe says to make it first before adding the other stuff 

Koy: *walks over, examining the pot* ...

Denki: *blinks in confusion* ...

Koy: *looks at Denki, looking serious* You're telling me someone boned this broth? 

Denki: Pff- *covers mouth* 

Koy: *Glares up at the cabinet* Must be the same bastard that unvirgined the olive oil...

Denki: Heheh, are you high, dude? 

Koy: Denkii, this is serious! *grabs his shoulders* We...have a food fucker among us...

Denki: *bites his lip to hold back his laugh* Mhm...? 

Koy: It could be anyone...I'm not sure if Mineta is up to his grape antics again...but we can't trust anyone! *narrows eyes* ...Did you bone the broth...? 

Denki: *shakes his head* No, never! 

Koy: Good...I can't lose you...you mustn't be the enemy, you're all I have! 

Iida: Denki! How's the bro- *sniffs the air* ...I smell CANNIBIS! 

Koy: IIDA! *grabs him* Dude...there's a problem...

Iida: I'd say, you reek of marijuana! *covers his nose* 

Koy: *shakes his head* No no no no no, drugs aren'tt the problem, there's someone fucking food! 

Iida: ...Huh? *glances at Denki* 

Denki: *snickering, making a weed gesture* 

Iida: *narrows his eyes* ...Koy, I think you need to go lie down...

Koy: But, Iida! The food fucker! 

Iida: *sighs* We'll find this...person, after you nap, alright...? You...need your strength in a situation like this 

Koy: Oh, you're right...I'll rest up, then we find the criminal! *nods before stumbling to his room* 

Iida: Ugh... 

Bakugou: Did he think someone was fucking the food again? 

Iida and Denki: Yeah 

Bakugou: Figures

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I haven't really been around a high person, so I don't know if this is accurate or not...but I thought it was funny