Remember when I mentioned I got into Detroit become human like 4 months ago?

Well me and my bros still haven't finished the game yet but

Me and bros: *accidentally killed Alice and Kara* fuck

Me and bros: *going to main menu to start level over* fuck fuck fuck fuck

Chloe (main menu android girl thing): you.... Killed them.... You killed Kara and Alic-

Me and bros: *finding the level we failed* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-

And thus it shows we suck at gaming

Also at the start of the game we somehow managed to almost kill Connor about 5 minutes into the game because we suck

Me after playing DBH for first time: Huh, Kara and Markus seem nice. Connor is an idiot though

Me after going through some miscellaneous DBH posts: Why does everyone love Connor, he's an idiot robot who I don't think has feelings

Another gaming session later...

Me:

Me: Connor is a baby and I'll protect him with my life fuck y'all

And so yesterday marked the day I became emotionally attached to a fictional dog, an idiot detective android who eats blood, and an alcoholic police

Also the main menu screen girl. She gives me the same vibes as Flowey from Undertale