Me: I started shipping three new ships in one morning and I woke up like... Not even an hour ago.

Bro (he's 8): Which ones?

Me: Thaurens, Leerens and... Lafferson

Bro after hearing Lafferson: You would do that to that pregnant woman? Give her a poisoned husband?

Me: What? Poisoned? Also I didn't say anything about marriage...

Bro: He ate a tomato...

Me: oh yeah! *starts laughing like an idiot and disappears in her room*