Attention all Miraculous watchers:

I'm gonna rant more about Miraculous Ladybug, because dang it, I'm heated and it's been on my mind, so just lemme burn it off.

Okay I'm gonna analyze the crap outta this because that's what I do.

1. The villains:
Hmmmm...in regards to Hawkmoth...I hate him. He's SO boring and shallow. "Oh no, it's Adrien's dad! Yknow, that guy that's already cold and hostile toward his kid for the most selfish reason ever. I NEVER WOULDVE GUESSED." GRRRRRRR. I find Gabriel to be one of the most unlikeable villains ever, ignoring the fact that it's a kid's show. He's boring, he has no weight to him, he's dumb, and he's never even TRIED taking matters into his own hands, despite how supposedly desperate to get the miraculous he is.

2. Mari:
Yknow, one of the two main characters of the show? I like Mari in ever other instances when she's not trying to suck up to Adrien. Now there's a difference between trying to impress someone and sucking up to someone. And there's also a way to be nice to someone while making it clear that you're not interested in a relationship...LADYBUG.
When you're trying to impress someone, it's trying to show someone that you're interesting and that you stand out...SUCKING UP to someone is trying to change yourself just for their attention/affection and it's not a good thing....MARI. The one big thing that people don't like about Mari is how "she only likes Adrien cuz he's a hot and famous model", and for a while, I was very against this idea. But...then I started noticing how she treats Adrien compared to Chat, even though they're the same person who does some of the same things. That's when I finally understood what they were saying, but we'll talk about that in the Chat portion.

3. Adrien:
Can I just say that I LOVE Adrien?? I think he's amazing as a character...MARI. He's ideal crush material, let's be honest. I think the only thing I don't like about Adrien is how he should be a bit more assertive. Sometimes with Chloe, but mostly with Lila. She kinda walks all over him and takes advantage of his kindness, especially when Mari is involved in ANY way. Other than that, love him.

4. Ladybug:

I...absolutely LOATHE ladybug sometimes. Sometimes it's because I realize that she hasn't gained an ounce of character development since episode one, and if she does, then it'll get tossed out the window sooner than you can say "Quiznack."
The main reason I HATE ladybug is because she is constantly one of three things; petty, an a-hole, or manipulative.
The pettiness I can deal with, I mean, she is a teenager. But a-hole and manipulator part...? Nah. She is SO awful to Chat, wether its humility him, bullying him, or taking advantage of his feelings (*cough* ICECREAM MAN EPISODE *cough, cough*) He puts so much trust and faith in her, putting his life on the line for her DAILY, and what does he get in return? No better than what his father does to him. An-And there was that one episode in S2, okay, where she has the sudden realization "Wait, he was serious about all that flirting?"

NO KIDDING, SHERLOCK. WHAT, YOU THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING???

Okay, I've met my fair share of flirts. And I can assure you, flirts are a pass and leave kinda people. But honey, Mari/Ladybug, he's been flirting with you for the past 2 straight years!!! I've never seen a player go over a couple months! Okay, like OH MY GOSH, for someone who little girls look up to and who saves the city 100 times a year, you sure are a dense *censored*

...okay, I'm done.

5. Chat Noir:

I LOVE CHAT SO MUCH. He is the perfect partner in very way possible, he is loyal and kind and smart and pure-of-heart, and dang it, you deserve SO MUCH BETTER. Chat does not deserve an a-hole like Ladybug. He deserve someone who will finally treat him with respect and support him. Which, is something he should have, but is constantly being disappointed by the people he's supposed to look up to (Gabriel, Ladybug, and Natalie) Why in the world would you find her so amazing after how she's treated you? I mean, Mari will place Adrien's impute above Chat's at the drop of a hate, but they're the same person. Which tells me, that she has no respect for Chat, not as her partner, not as a fellow superhero, and not even as a person.

(Mini Mari: "Oh but she's just a teenager who's just smitten with her crush, give her a break." -- You.
...NO. That is inexcusable in every single regard. I would smack her, and I have never been more violent (other than as a toddler) than grabbing someone and not letting go so that they'll stop whatever crap their doing, so that's saying something.)

6. The akumatized victims:

Sometimes I find their reasons for getting akumatized to be pretty awful reasons, or they're just being dramatic, but other than that, I don't mind them. I find that I've enjoyed a heck of a lot more S2&3 villains than I have S1 villains, but a that's about it. Except Lila, I hate her.

7. The over all show:

This one's a bit hard to do. Because on one hand, I hate Ladybug but love Chat, I semi-dislike Mari but still love Adrien, and I hate Hawkmoth but like a lot of their akumatized victims. As you can see, this show is very hit or miss for me. Oh, and I forgot to mention Luka, so I'll just mention him here. I like Luka as a character but not as a love interest. I still think he's too good for Marinette, and really feels like he's just a plot device when he could be a lot more. Also, his eyes are scary.

Over all, I give this show a solid 5.5 (-D)

Also, feel free to strike up conversation in the comments. Wether it's your thoughts, something I said, or anything, really.