Warning: Extreme randomness and craziness ahead! For this story to work, invasion the scenes in your head.

So you guys remember when I went to church camp? Yeah? Well, on the last day of camp before we had to pack up and leave the following morning, we had the most powerful sermon I have ever heard. Just ask all the girls that were crying that night (3/4 of the girls XD) And yes, I was one of them. So me, my BFF who came with me, and 2 of our friends that we had met that week, all sat down with our counselor who helped us out a lot. Needless to say, we were all bawling like babies by the end of it. Oh, except my BFF, because she absolutely refused to cry. And so after everything was said and done and we had cried our last tears, we entered the main hall (where literally everyone one else was. And there were glorious snacks) We met up with 3 other of our friends who were all guys. Y'know what, just to make this story easier to read, we're gonna give all my friends code names:

Girl friend #1: C
Girl friend #2: B
BFF: L
Guy friend #1: A
Guy friend #2: K
Guy friend #3: J

So, B literally fell asleep on the floor in the midst of the very loud main hall because she had cried so much. C was fine, she- she was fine, she was just laughing at lot more than usual. A was just weirded out because B, in her mentally unhealthy state from all the crying and how tired she was, started calling A "KangaroooooOOoOooo...!" XD. K was trying to make sure that B stayed asleep so she didn't do anything stupid. Me and C were eating an unhealthy amount of granola bars (4-6 granola bars each) while deliriously laughing at everything and had a drunk-like carelessness and confidence because we were SO tired. And J was our "Granola dealer" and claimed that he laced the water with something XD (we were drinking water too). This whole charade lasted about an hour before we had to go back to our cabins.

BUT THEN, it gets better! I, being the idiotic comedian that I was in the moment, I actually pretended to be drunk XD.

Here's what I mean by that: I was so "drunk" that C refused to let me walk down the hill to our cabin alone. She even went so far as to support me as if I had a broken ankle. While I, again, intentionally acting like an idiot, acted really stupid all the way there. I said the stupidest things, while slurring my words and stumbling over my feet like a drunk klutz XD. I remember going, "CAn'T wE juSt dRivE DowN dA hIll?" And C went "NO!" Then I went--

"Okay, okay...I'Ll gRAb mY MOtoRcyCle!"

"NO!!" C yelled.

I slept it off XD

Anyway, I hope you quays liked this really stupid but funny story of mine. It has to be one of my favorite memories of all time. Tell me what you think!

EmTheMinecraftTurd and you said you were the weirdest person in the world 😈