Silas's Funny moments
(I just mix animes a bit)
Willow: Nobody's got the nerve to say it...but the way he talks...
Silas: Dude, what's with all the stupid huns?
Everyone: WHY IS HE ALWAYS SAY WHAT WE'RE THINKING?!
*next scene*
Silas: Sorry Koro Sensei, my bad, no worries though, I already finished, I'm just going to eat this jelatto if that's okay.
Koro Sensei: Not so fast! No eating in class! *looks at the jelatto* HEY!! THAT'S THE JELATTO I BROUGHT BACK FROM ITALY YESTERDAY!!!
*next scene*
Valt: Because for the first time in his life, he really worried for someone besides himself. *he thinks*
Silas: Ha! That's big of you and all, but let me tell you right now, I'm actually going to be the one to take the top spot *sticks his tongue out*
Wakiya: *Growls*
Guys: *make a 'really' face*
*next scene*
Valt: Hey Silas, wanna be with us?
Silas: Count me in.
Honcho: Uhh, you're going to behave yourself right? No funny buisness, not getting into fights and all that.
Silas: Yeah, sure. *shows a picture with him, a girl, and a guy beat up* Don't worry dude, when I stir up trouble out of town, let's just say, I know how to keep witnesses from reporting~ *made a devil face*
Honcho: Oh great, and now he's part of out group! Way to go!
*next scene*
Silas: ...What are you trying to say teach?
Koro Sensei: Someone thought they could coast by luck in a devil maker attitude, and proceeded to royally screw it up.
Silas: *blushes*
*next scene*
Aaron: I may be beaten, but it was a pleasure to know-
Silas: Oh we're not done yet.
Aaron: Hm?
Silas: I'm just getting started. *holds mustard and wasabi*
Aaron: *blinks* What in the hell are those suppose to be?
Silas: Mustard and wasabi, you never know when you're going to need them to shove up a nose.
Aaron: DO WHAT?!
*next scene*
Silas: She beat me to the punch, I had Naoki cook me up a batch I planned on leaving in Yugo's shoe locker.
Naoki: *Silas's memory* Here's your Valantines Day cyonode (idk how it's spelled...)
Rebekah: What is wrong with you?! That's not what chocolate if for at all!
*next scene*
Silas: What? Look I'm not that fond of taking big risk's, especailly with my life on the line. Why don't you send Yugo and a dummy instead. They're both axpendable.
Yugo: ASSSHOLLE!!!
*next scene*
Silas: So far I've only scored as high as 5th place on any of your games.
Guy: Grr...
Silas: Seeing that drives the the probability of winning fourth place or above, to- hold on let me give you a concrete figure. *goes the guy his math, making a devilish face* Hey, how about that? 0.05, I was wondering if the prizes were worth what I spent, I mean if you don't trust my math we can always ask a cop!
Guy: Alright I get it! You can have your money back just keep quiet.
Silas: Oh I don't think so.
Guy: Hm?
*next scene*
Shu: Historcaly an assassin who can pull off either gender is a huge assate in the field.
Valt: I don't like where this is going...
Silas: He's right, except I'm not so sure I buy you as a dude.
Valt: I'D REALLY APPRECAITE WE DROP THE SUBJECT!!!
*next scene*
Silas: Hey Valt.
Valt: Hm? *looks at Silas*
Silas: Which do you prefer? Thailand or Morocco after graduation? I'm kinda particle to Thailand myself.
Valt: Why do I get the feeling everyone is dead set on nuder-ing me?
*next scene*
Koro Sensei: *explaining something*
Silas: *grins, reaching into his pocket, pulling out a gun and shooting Koro Sensei*
Koro Sensei: *takes the gun* Silas, it takes a anti me bb way too long to hit its mark.
Silas: *Shocked*
Koro Sensei: I had time on my hands, hope you don't mind if I prettified yours.
Silas: *growls*
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