We all know and love Karma right?

Random person reading: F*CK KARMA AKABANE!!!

Me: YEET! *throws a brick at them*

Random person reading: YEE! *runs away*

Me: As I was saying....being Karma's girlfriend, or boyfriend if you're gay, which is fine cuz there's nothing wrong with being gay or lesbian, I myself is straight, tho I might be bis-

Karma: I like how she was talking about me but is now talking about gay people *smiles, flipping his knife*

Me: ...Surry! *hugs him, making the T^T face*

Karma: Heh, no problem. *hugs back*

Me: As I was saying, if you were dating Karma, it would be a great thing.

Karma: ...Really?

Kaliie: Um, excuse me? *crosses her arms*

Me: In general, cuz he can protect you from the sh*ts of the world, he may be a little sadistic, but really think about it, he's funny, he's adorable, and he knows how to fight, so it would be a great idea to date him.

Valt: He's like John Wick, but more funny!

Me: Yeah! :D Wait....you've watched John Wick?

Valt: Yeah! Karma and Wakiya let me watch it! *smiles innocently*

Me: *glares at them*

Wakiya: ...Um... *nervously smiles*

Karma: Yeah, I did, he needs to mature at some po-

Me: NO! HE'S GOING TO BE A PURE BEAN FOREVER!!!!

Levi: Could we stop changing the subject so we can end the chapter?

Me: Oh yeah, surry. *gently pats Levi's head*

Levi: Stop. Don't touch me.

Me: But you're so adorable!

Taylee: (my AOT OC, idr her other name) Just finish the chapter.

Me: OKAY, jeez, but the main point is that Karma would be a great boyfriend, as long as he doesn't hurt your friends, family, or you! 

Kerindia: I see that.

Me: Oh, um...we kinda need to find you a new boyfriend when we rp with America....

Kerindia: I know. This isn't new you know.

Me: ...You're not upset that you can't have Shu?

Kerindia: No. America is one of my best friends, as-

Wakiya: Huh?!

Kerindia: I said ONE OF!

Wakiya: *sighs* Continue...

Kerindia: As I was saying, as long as America is happy, I'm happy. *smiles gently*

Me: You're like me, though I wouldn't give away a guy that easily....

Silas: The chapter is ending now.