(this idea came from me listening to music XD)

Aaron: *was throwing a party that he hated, but seemed happy*

Karma: *went over to Aaron* Hey there, still having a terrible time?

Aaron: Huh? Oh, hey Karma. Nope! This party is great, I'm having a great time!

Karma: ...Wait, since when?

Aaron: Since Red Eye (why not :P) became my awesome ne best bro of course! So you know what Karma, you can go ahead and suck it!

Karma: ...I mean, theorerically speaking, I can do just that.

Aaron: ...Wait what?

Karma: I mean, since Kaliie is making sure no one is dying, so I can touch people without killing them.

Aaron: Wait -- stop right now.

Karma: Assuming you have all the parts necessary.

Aaron: NO I'M NOT DOING THIS BULLSHIT!! I'M NOT NURTURING YOUR WEIRD SADISTIC SHIT!!

Karma: Wait, am I a sadist? Huh, that explains some things. But Aaron, I'm trying to help you.Happiness just doesn't suit you, and I think you know why.

Aaron: ...What the hell are you talking about?

Karma: Okay, let's list some facts. You have bruises and wounds over your arms, and instead of wearing something long to hide them, you've been hitting them to make them feel worse. You're also hosting a party in which you hate, and instead of sending everyone home, you're drinking yourself to death. Face it, you love being miserable. 

Karma: You're a masochist, Aaron.

Aaron: Oh god, nooooOOO

Karma: There we go~

(new title! :3)