(Hey, sorry for the late happy new years, here's a funny chapter for ya!)

Valt: *runs up to Kerindio* Kerindio! Look! I go a present from Silas! 

Kerindio: That's great bro, I just it isn't soda or something.

Valt: It's not! Besides, it was a gift so it can't be bad! *starts to drink it*

Kerindio: Hehh, if you say so bro.

Bottle: *label said hardcore whiskey*

Kerindio: *eyes widen, then snatches the bottle away*

Valt: *perfectly sober* Kerindio! If you wanted some you could've just asked!

Kerindio: *was confused, then started to drink it a bit*

Moments Later

Kerindio: *extremely drunk* You suuure that wasn't soda, cuz it was sodalicous~ I wooould give it another shot.

Valt: *carrying him* Enough Kerindio...

Kerindio: Donnn't be such a drag, Vaaalt.

Valt: You're going to bed.

Kerindio: Oooh god, if I sleeeep any longer, I'll be inn a deep rest heh heh heh.

The next morning

Kerindio: Ughhh....what happened?

Valt: YOU PUKED ON MY BLADING CLOTHES!!!

Kerindio: Oops....