Honcho: Ahah! *goes to the right*

Valt: Ahah! *goes to the left*

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Kerindio: I hate when DJ's say,

Orochi: Make some noise!

Kerindio: They didn't specify what kind of noise. Do I just stand in the back going 

AHHHH *sticks his tongue out as he makes noise*

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Daigo: Why do girls keep clapping at me when they talk?

Diana: You're not listening! *claps at him*

Daigo: Do I respond like, I'm really really sorry! *claps above his head*

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Claire: Oh my god, Willow!

Willow: Yes bitch?

Claire: I can't fit my boots in my luggage, it's full.

Willow: Take out what you don't need.

Claire: *Throws out baby Dennis and puts her boots in* I did it!

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Maxwell: *watching tv*

Vax: Dad, someone just di-

Maxwell: SHH!

Vax: Fine.

*later*

Vax: *watching tv*

Maxwell: *vacumms*

Vax: DAD!!

Maxwell: I'M CLEANING!!

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Wakiya: *wakes up, sees Aaron standing at the edge of his bed* WHOA!

Aaron: Room service~

Wakiya: You didn't even knock!

Aaron: Oh I don't work here.

Wakiya: What?

Aaron: *climbs on the bed, quickly crawling towards Wakiya*

Wakiya: AHHH!

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Shu: Today we'll be learning sex educa...

Britney: *pregnant*

Daisy-Rose(I swear I don't mean this in a bad way! >~<): *pregnant*

Rebekah(Even tho she's too innocent): *pregnant*

Shu: Moving on...

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Claire: Oh my god, Willow!

Willow: Yes bitch?

Claire: Have you seen my hamster?

Willow: Ham- *accidentally vacuums up hamster* No bitch!

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Mrs. Aoi: You have a hole in your jeans.

Toko: Mom, don't worry about that right now

Mrs. Aoi: *hands him a pair of jeans*

Toko: You brought me spare jeans?

Mrs. Aoi: My little man is always putting holes in his trousers! *pinches his cheek*

Toko: *moves her hand* get off!

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Yugo: I've killed 100 men, how about you?

Silas: I blew up a gold mine, you? 

Wakiya: I once wore black and yellow at the same time. Hah!

Silas: *puzzled*

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Honcho: Before I slept, my mom would say,

Honcho's mom: Don't let the bed bugs bite...

Honcho: Why say that?! That's like going

Honcho's mom: *holds a kife* Hope you don't get muRDERED!

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Kerindio and Free: *trying to get Xander to do some martial arts*

Kerindio: Come on man, show us something.

Xander: No, it's embarrassing.

Free: Do something.

Xander: *kicks Free in the face*

Free: *passes out on the ground*

Kerindio: Shit...

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Naoki: What is going on with fangirls? They used to be like.

Ginka Fan Girl: I'm such a big fan.

Naoki: Now they're like,

Shu Fan Girl: FuCk mE, dAdDy, TiLl mY fAcE fAlLs OfF!

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Kerindio: *sits next to Lui* Isn't this amazing?

Lui: Who the fuck are you?

Gou: *comes over, throwing Kerindio into the pool*

Gou and Lui: *wipes their hands*

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Kerindia: *Gets shot with an arrow, dead*

Shu: *eyes widen, looks over at Cupid*

Cupid Wakiya: *eyes widen, covers mouth*

Shu: You killed her!

Cupid Wakiya: Oh god...

Shu: What did you think would happen?! 

Cupid Wakiya: You'd fall in love, I dunno

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Wakiya's butler: Master Wakiya I- JeSuS!

Wakiya: *was high* Hey Alfred...

Alfred: You been doing drugs again?

Wakiya: I wanna paint Murasaki Manor pink...

Alfred: ...

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Daigo: Bro checks out these shoes.

Honcho: Damn him, heh.

Daigo:?

Honcho: Damn Daniel.

Daigo: Who the fuck is Daniel?

Honcho: *mouths* I don't know.

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Random Reader: Author-Chan, I'm curious, like what do you actually do for a living?

Author-Chan: I write books, man.

Random Reader: Really? Like what-

Author-Chan: *makes a silly book*

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Katana: *wears a skeleton mask* Empty the cash register. Nice and slow. Shinki bag up the-

Shinki: *was wearing an Indian (I'm guessing?) mask*

Katana: What the fuck?

Shinki: They were out of skeleton masks.

Katana: Goddamnit Shinki!

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Dentist: There we go, all done.

Ken: Ughhhh.

Dentist: Here's a sticker *gives him a sticker* All better?

Ken: *kicks dentist, then puts the sticker on the dentist, muffles* All better?!

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Hyde: My impression of a seal that needs help. *pulls his shirt up to his head, making a face* HELP, HE- *starts laughing*

Phi in the background: The hell you doing?!

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*Kerindia's wedding*

Daisy-Rose: Doesn't she look nice?

Valeria: Hmm.

Valeria and Daisy-Rose: *looks at each other*

Daisy-Rose: She looks so fat!

Valeria: *nods, holding in her giggle*

Daisy-Rose: Stupid bitch!

(I chose them just cuz)

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Vax: *finishes going to the bathroom, looks at the sink* Nah *goes to leave*

Kerindio: *holds a thing of soap* Wash your hands.

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*back then*

Mr. Aoi: Hey sport, you wanna go fishing?

Toko: Boy do I!

*now*

Maxwell: Hey son, you wanna go do some fishing?

Vax: That's real gay!

Maxwell: Okay.

Kerindio in the background: JOKES ON YOU, HE IS GAY!!

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Spider Kerindio: (He's a small spider humanoid) *was crawling around*

Daigo: *gets a newspaper*

Spider Kerindio: *holds a knife* go on, do something.

Daigo: *drops newspaper*

Kerindio: That's what I thought. *crawls off*

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Kerindia as Mary Poppins but Bad Version: A Spoon Full of cocaine to 20 a pound!

Aaron: *takes the bag* Thanks, bitch.

Kerindia: *holds a gun* Don't forget to fucking paay!~

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Wakiya as Joker: Wattpad used to be a place of creativity, now it's a place where people rp *laughs* 

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Orochi: *in the army* You got my back? Buddy? *turns around*

Zac: *Also in the army, taking a picture, then drops his phone*

Orochi: Are you taking a selfie?!

Zac: Uh, surveillance.

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Free: And now the weather, with Kerindio

Kerindio: Thanks Free, it's raining up here in Scotland! *picks his leg up* Back to you.

Free: ... *puzzled*

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Daigo: *At Jin's house sees what he thinks is an Eren Yeager doll, picks it up*

Doll: *had weird stuff all over it*

Daigo: ...

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Mrs. Aoi: Take the trash out, please.

Valt: Yeah. *looks for his shoes, but can't find them* Where's my shoes... *see his moms, wears them outside to take trash out*

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America: *works at a pizza place, was scared* Oh god where is he...

Honcho Robot: *goes to the door*

America: Oh god don't kill me!

Honcho: Yall got the wifi password?

America: No...?

Hocho: Okay... *leaves*

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Honcho as Batman: I always won.

Wakiya as Joker: But you're a full-grown man, dressed as a bat. *laughs*

Honcho: And you wear lipstick.

Wakiya: *looks at his phone in annoyance.*

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Sanira: Daddy.

Shu: Yes darling?

Sanira: One of the boys in my class wants to marry me.

Shu: ...

*time skip*

Shu: Is that where he lives?

Sanira: Yes- What are you doing?!

Shu: *held a pistol* I'm just going to talk to him.

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Britney: *on phone with a friend* Hey-

What? 

Oh my god...

Oh mY gOd!

*freaks out*

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Shu: Take care of my daughter.

Britney: *looks at Sanira*

Sanira: *was sitting on her bed*

Britney: *looks at Shu* She'll be fine.

Shu: Alright. *leaves*

Britney: Scoot over, bitch! *pushes Sanira off the bed* Oh my god, did you hear what Lui did last Sunday?

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*Hunger games start*

Kerindia: *tries to get to the middle*

Wakiya: *on his phone, looks up* Oh shit we're going! I didn't know, I didn't know!

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Valt as a cloud: Am I a cloud... *snaps tongue* Or Nah? 

Kerindio: Not you as well, Valt...

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Xander: Get in your cage, you filthy ape.

Ape: NO!

Xander: ... *beats up ape* What I told you-

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Daisy-Rose: Look at her dress

Kerindia: *with Shu in her dress*

Valeria: *looks at Kerindia* Looks lovely.

Daisy: *takes a picture* 

Valeria: What are you doing?

Daisy: Tweeting it.

Valeria: What's the hashtag?

Daisy: Fat bitch!

Valeria: *giggles and agrees*

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Naoki: What's the matter with fangirls?

Always screaming at boys they love?

I love toast,

But when it pops up, I'm not like-

*toast pops up*

Naoki: *becomes female and screams at bread*

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Dentist: You won't feel a thing.

Honcho: ...Okay. *smiles*

Dentist: There's a good chap. *holds a drill*

Honcho: *is scared for his life*

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Kerindio: Coming this fall, Se7en.

Wakiya: What's in the fucking box?!

Honcho: *looks in the box*

Valt's Head: Hah!

Honcho: *backs up*

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Shu: and this is the kitchen.

Kerindia: Nice

Shu: Plenty of room for tea.

Kerindia: Hah! *Hat comes off head*

Shu: What the-

Kerindia: Time for a tea partyyyy!!

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Daigo: Wanna know when a girl is on her period?

Simple

She looks like this

Daina: *growls, looking mad*

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Kerindio: *holds a gun up* Have you been bitten?

Honcho: *was a zombie, looking at his arm, then hides it* No... *nervous laugh* That's absurd!

Kerindio: *puts his gun down* Alright. *Walks off*

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Free: *sleeping peacefully*

Joshua: Mooorning!!

Free: *wakes up and looks at him*

Joshua: Breakfast! *holds a plate of breakfast food*

Free: *points a gun at him*

Joshua: Okay... *leaves the room*

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Kerindio: *holds a puppy* How are you with dogs?

Britney: I hate them! I'm allergic!

Dog: *barks*

Britney: What was that?!

Kerindio: *throws the dog into the other room* Nothing!

(they used to date)

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Aaron: What's wrong? 

Valeria: I feel bad stealing at Christmas time of year-

*goes on it's wrong*

Aaron: *picks up a purse*

Valeria: *gasps, grabbing the bag* Feelings, gone. *giggles*

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(I'll do this if I ever get to 1 million followers, so sorry)

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Toko: When you were younger

Did your mother ever hit you with syllables?

Mrs. Aoi: *was whopping Toko for being bad* 

Don't

You

Ev

Er

Do

That

Again

You

Mother-

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Joshua: *looking at a plant*

Zac as Terminator: *points gun at Free* (Deep Voice) Give me your clothes, your boots (higher voice) Cuz their fabulous

Zac and Joshua: *acting like white girls*

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Silas: *walks over to a car*

Gou: Jesus...

Silas: Pop the trunk.

Gou: *opens truck*

Daigo: *was tied up in the trunk next to a pair of crocks*

Silas: *picks up the crocks, looking at Gou* What are those?

Gou: *smiles, pretending he doesn't know what he's talking about*

Daigo: T^T

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Kerindia: *was showing pictures on her tablet* That's you.

Kerindio: I can see that...

Kerindia: Ah, that's us at the beach!

Kerindio: I know, I'm looking.

Kerindia: That's us-

Kerindio: I can see! *grabs the tablet and hits her*

Kerindia: *falls backward on the couch*

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Kerindio: Alright class, take your seats.

Aaron's kid: Suck it! *thinks he's cool*

Kerindio: We have a comedian. *smiles a bit, walking over to him*

Aaron's kid: *does the bro thing*

Kerindio: Sit. *does a thing that he learned from the military to him*

Aaron's kid: *falls*

Kerindio: *looks down at him* Thank you.

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Wakiya: Nice shoes... *tries not to do the what are those jokes*

Silas: Don't do it...

Wakiya: What are those! Heh.

Silas: Hmm... *gets his gun and points it at Wakiya* What's this!

Wakiya: *backs up* Fuck!

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Valt: Mom, what are the wine and crackers for? 

Mrs. Aoi: Well, the wine is Jesus's blood and the bread is his body, and then we eat him all up. Om!

Valt: *too innocent to understand why* What?!

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Ukyo: Chickens be like-

Daisy-Rose: *makes a chicken-like noise, flapping a red glove above her head*

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Naoki: Why do people say-

Kerindio: I slept like a baby last night.

Naoki: You mean you sleep like this?

Kane(One of CwadRemastered11 's oc's): *makes a babyface*

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Shu: Aiger. (don't judge me, it'll never work anyway)

Aiger: *was excited, waving at him excitingly*

Shu: Your grades are slipping and I'm worried.

Aiger: You worry about me?!

Shu: Well, yes of cou-

Aiger: *belches*

Shu: Stop it!

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Nathan: See you tomorrow.

Izzy: Mhm... *trying not to make a joke*

Nathan: You wanna say it, don't you?

Izzy: MHm... *shakes her head no*

Nathan: Just say it-

Izzy: See you next year! *laughs a bit*

Nathan: Every year...

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Wakiya: How to scare your grandparents.

*looks at his granddad*

Wakiya's Granddad: *was watching tv*

Wakiya: The Americans are coming! (I'm changing it bc Japan was on German's side)

Wakiya's Granddad: Where?! I'll kill em, I'll kill em!

Wakiya: Not really :P

Wakiya's Granddad: You son of a bitch!

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Free: So I go for a walk through the woods, and I find this. 

What the actual fuck? *points the camera at weird graffiti*

What? *shows more weird graffiti*

Yep, I'm going to get raped.

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Valt Cloud: Look what I can do...

*puts toothbrush in head*

*head shakes*

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Kerindio: *watching Sanira* I got you a pumpkin! *hands her the pumpkin*

Sanira: I don't want to carve it. *holds it*

Kerindio: What do you want to do?

Sanira: Can we make it fly around my room?

Kerindio: ...?

Sanira: *holds pumpkin above her head* A pumpkin flew around-

Kerindio: *takes pumpkin* Give me that! I'm calling your mother!

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Britney: It's so nice to meet you! *giggles*

Honcho: What's so funny?

Britney: I don't know! *laughs*

Honcho: Why are you laughing?

Britney: *laughs like a psycho*

Honcho: *gets scared*

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Silas: How men talk to dogs.

*pets his dog gently* 

Hey buddy, good girl. (his dog is a girl)

How women talk to dogs...

Daisy-Rose: *pets her dog excitingly, baby talks to him*

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Nathan: Have you seen all the-

Kerindia: *has all the towels*

Nathan: ...Towels?

Kerindia: Yeah, they're on my head.

Nathan: Why?

Kerindia: I dunno, catch me. *starts to fall*

Nathan: What?

Kerindia: Catch me! *falls into his arms*

Nathan: Fuck! *catches her*

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Kerindio: Remember what America said. *does the whistle*

Weird Bird: Bega bega bega!

Kerindio: The fuck?

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Honcho: Coming this summer, how to train your dragon.

Wakiya: How's the training going?

Silas: *clothes ripped and were bloody* ... I don't think they can be trained...

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Valt: Did your mother ever say this?

Mrs. Aoi: Don't come running to me, when you have a broken neck.

Valt: How would I run with a broken neck, like this?

*neck was broken* Mum I broke my neck! Eh!

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Daigo's mom: *runs into Daigo's room* Mooring!

Daigo: *wakes up*

Daigo's mom: Such a lovely day! *at curtains*

Daigo: Mum, no wait no no-

Daigo's mom: *opens blinds*

Daigo: AHHH!

Daigo's mom: Breakfast! *Throws his breakfast on him*

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Valeria: She does look nice, we should get a picture.

Daisy-Rose: I would.

Valeria: But?

Daisy-Rose: I didn't bring my wide-angle lens. *Starts to laugh*

Valeria: *laughs but tries to shush her*

Daisy-Rose: Fat bitch!

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Kerindio: How predator eats his cereal

Silas as Predator: *opens mouth, putting cereal in and trying to eat it*

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Britney: This is my life in a vine.

Kerindia: This is me and you.

America: It's like he knows my life!

Daisy-Rose: Ew.

Izzy: Can't even even even!

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America: *petting cat* Are you breaking up with me?

Shu: Well...

America: Good because if you did! *breaks cats neck*

Shu: Whoa!

America: I'd find you... >:)

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Daigo: Bring fourth, the ring.

Kerindio: I left it at home.

Everyone: *looks at him in shock*

Kerindio: *chuckles* I'm only joking I put it in my- *feels his pocket* Shit...

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Shu: *drunk* When me and my wife-

Kerindia: *teeth clenched* Shut up, heh.

Shu: Are making love-

Kerindia: *teeth still clenched* Stop it, hehe...

Shu: I do this one thing-

Kerindia: *very clenched teeth* I'm gonna kill you!

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Julliette: I love you *laughs a bit*

Honcho: Love you too

Julliette: Yeah but I really love you though *laughs again* 

Honcho: Okay...

Julliette: Hehe *laughs louder* 

Honcho: ...

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Naoki: Why do girls on Instagram only take half picture of their face?

Like

Kerindia: *half picture of her smiling* 

Naoki: What's wrong with the other half? Is it like

Kerindia: *other half messed up* 

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