UndertaleTrasher2004 I think you would find this funny.

So, last year, I was dared by a friend to go ask my mom for a Sans body pillow, and if she said yes I had to buy it.  Low and behold, she said yes.  I've also been wanting to buy this shirt for a while.

So, today, I FINALLY went to go buy those things, and of COURSE my mom had to be there.
So my mom found the body pillow, and I opened my mouth to tell her not to scroll into the suggestions.
Right as I opened my mouth, guess what she did.

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SHE SCROLLED INTO THE SUGGESTIONS.
First down was the Papyrus body pillow, second one down was the Toriel one.
I was just standing there silently thinking "OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE THROW ME INTO A BLACK HOLE."
Finally, she scrolled back up to the Sans body pillow, then called my dad into the room to help her make the final decision.
I was like "OH GOD PLEASE DON'T BRING DAD IN HERE AAAAHHHHHH"
My dad stared at it for a few seconds and then went "I don't like it."
And my mom went "Yeah, there are other naughty ones, and this one is on the edge of creepy.  So, no."
Then she moved onto look at the t-shirt.
At this point, my cheeks were on fire.
I was SO emarrased.
My mom pulled up the picture of the t-shirt , looked at it, asked my dad for his opinion, and they both came to a similar conclusion. 
"I don't like that either."  My dad said, and left the room.
"It's still on the edge of creepy."  My mom said.
So, now I wasn't just embarrassed, but I was also really sad.
I really wanted (and I still really want) that body pillow and the t-shirt!  T^T
My mom noticed the forlorn look I was giving, so she sat me down and had a talk with me.
Then, my mom started to say some things that I was not expecting her to say.
My mom told that she felt bad for me and understood where I was coming from, but was going to stand by her and Dad's decision.
The next words that came out of her mouth shocked me so much I laughed, which was awkward cuz I didn't know whether I was supposed to laugh or not.  XD
She said "I know and respect you may want to or have fantasies about having sex with your happy times Sans sex porn doll thingamagigger, but, I just don't feel comfortable with you wanting to and having fantasies about having sex with your happy times Sans sex porn doll.  I still respect you though, and your wants and your fantasies......"  and so on.
But I was kinda just like "UmMMmM."
Later on in the conversation she was like "I understand your want for that body pillow.  Who was that hot goat lady with the boobs?"
And I was like "um, Toriel." and she goes, "heck, I want a Toriel body pillow!"
I just laughed.  My mom.  Oh god my mom.  XD
At the end if our conversation, as I was walking out the door like "get me the fuck outta here" she was explaining to me how she was looking at the other Sans body pillows
(This one was the one I wanted)

And she was talking about how much worse they were and I go "oh god, did you see the hotdog one?"

And right as I was just out the door she laughs and says "do you want some ketchup on that hotdog?~"
I froze, and walked right back in to see if she actually just said that.
She sees me and goes "YA CAN’T OUT SEX JOKE ME!"

So, that's my mom for y'all.  XD

P.S. Can you guys help me find a t shirt that shows off mah love for mah Sanspai without
being quote on quote "inapropriate" ?