Keep in mind that this is just another random thing. Just for the lol's and nothing more so don't take it too seriously. And yes I did like SAO.

Lawyer A: So.. skip the deatils..blah blah.. Alright here it is. Kirito- a.k.a Kazuto Kirigaya, The Black Swordsman, The Twin Blade Swordsman, Beater, BETA Tester, Detective-kun, Best Animated Jedi, Supreme Otaku, Harem Lord, Kirito-sama Almighty.. Accused of being too OP in the anime Sword Art Online. So What do you have to say for yourself sir?

Kirito: Is it my fault that I was a BETA tester? Knowing some background info and acting before others is just a head start. 

Lawyer B: OBJECTION!!!

Judge: Shut your little mouth Lawyer B, this ain't Ace Attorney or some shit like that.

Lawyer B: Ah Fuck..

Judge: Watch your fucking profanity. *cough* Continue.

Kirito: Being OP in a game is somewhat normal if you devote yourself to it. In our case, we were sort of forced to devote ourselves to it. In addition, they're just numbers in the end. Doesn't mean anything special.

Lawyer B: Oi Judge.. I hath a legit objection dis time.

Judge: Speak. This ain't an actual court.

Lawyer A (whispering): What is this bullshit here?

Lawyer B: This OPness is completely verified! Even though he's OP in game it's understandable, but being OP IRL is too much!

Kirito: I don't recall doing anything godly outside the VR world.

Lawyer B: Shut up you Virtual non-virgin boy!

Judge: Watch your fudgin' profanity!

Lawyer A (very low voice): So the Judge avoided cussing this time...

Lawyer B: Ahem.. In Season 2 of Sword Art Online, or Sword Art Online II, you were supposedly pushed down by a crazy kid, supposedly got injected by a deadly drug that had the potential to stop your heart, and lived 'cuz you had a little electrode pad chillin' right above your heart. THAT MY FRIENDS, IS PLOT ARMOR!

Lawyer A (still muttering to himself): This guy needs a better education...

Kirito: Oh that.. umm...

Lawyer A: That was simply a coincidence as Kirito immediately rushed out of the hospital while not properly removing the equipment. It is only logical as he needed to immediately save Sinon at the time. A few seconds later, the girl would have been defiled.

Judge: I see.. Well, as it seems legit, Case-

Lawyer B: Yo Judge!

Judge: Watcha want kiddo?

Lawyer A: Ughh..

Lawyer B: Why does Kirito have to have a flippin' harem?! It's so unfair! Plus, Why didn't he die when that freaken bad ass Heathcliff guy shanked him?! I call bullshit on Kirito and this anime!

Kirito: That incident withHeathcliff was a unique cheat I admit.

Judge: Oh?

Lawyer B: See?! I told ya!

Kirito: I call it, "The Ultimate Form of Plot Armor: The Power of Boner"

Lawyer A: *Facepalm*

Lawyer B: *jaw drop*

Judge: Hmm.. seems interesting. Explain.

Kirito: I am not the typical shounen MC of your typical anime! I am the almighty Kirito-sama! I will steadily admit that I had a boner like any normal man! If you don't get boners as a man, there must be something wrong with you!

Judge: I see!

Lawyer B: W-w-w-what?! How could this be?!

Lawyer A: I see.. Anime Logic.

Kirito: My Unlimited Boner  works was too strong for even Heathcliff to manage. Hence I beat him, managed to stay alive, and find Asuna alive too.

Judge: I see!

Lawyer B: Argh! God damn you and your harem! Go back to your virtual girls!

Kirito: At least my girls are 3D both in-game and real life. Go back to your 2D women if there are any there for you.

Judge: Yo Lawyer B ya got roasted mate! Your fired!

Lawyer B: T^T

Lawyer A: What's wrong with this thing here?