Rereading last update's completely random story, I realized that I was probably lacking sleep when I wrote "Story Time No.1". So.. I'll just reread my little segment and enact head-desk techniques as I struggle through analyzing the random elements..

1. Main Protagonist does not have proper name. Poor MC-san I'm sorry.

2. Main Protagonist is claimed to be an "average Joe". Completely irrelevant seeing that this story goes completely haywire. 

3. "So ordinary that he was completely invisible to the naked eye." Poor MC-san.. 4ever alone.

4. "The gods of this world lost due to plot convenience." Incredible reasoning right here. Now that I think about it.. Using this reason can destroy almost any movie plot...

5. "One god, more rebellious than the rest, pleads for help from MC-san." Can't tell whether this "god" was smart or not. He asks for help, but he asks for help from an average Joe?

6. "kiss...Kami-sama" ahaha references..

7. Plot convenience always makes a good excuse I guess...

8. "MC-san with his crazy morning hair-do and stereotypical bread in mouth stance while posing in a neko maid uniform appeared in front of his worst and only nemesis- Oppai." Well then.. my delusional fantasies scare me. Oh well. 

9. "Oppai's power of boner defeated MC-san in one almighty punch." Well that is certainly a strong power.

10. "MC-san resorted to using "The Plot Armor" which granted divine protection to all proper main characters." A must need for all mainstream anime characters in order to remain mainstream.

11. "Screaming at the top of his lungs in hopes to reach Kawaii levels of over 9000." DBZ reference and Kore Zombie desu ka reference. 

12. "the power of fan-service became too strong for MC-san to handle." Maybe I should have called out nosebleeds? IDK let observe Black Leg Sanji as an experiment. (One Piece ref)

13. "MC-san's 'indecisive retarded main character' power wore off immediately as ecchi invaded his mind." Well.. plenty of dumb main characters out there who are most likely retarded. Prime example: Ichika Orimura from Infinite Stratos. Anime not recommended. Maybe the light novels.

14. Call of Onii-chan. IMG above. Multiple different ratings. I believe it should be W for Wincest. Must I say more?

15. "Unlimited Budget Works" Number 1 thing needed to keep making anime.

16. Fate/Stay Night Series puns and stuff

17. Brief mentioning of 5sos

18. Lucky Star (Moe Anime)- contains enough moe factor to stop a war, this anime will make terrorists eat their gun powder in bowls with chopsticks for the rest of their lives.

19. "A Certain Crazy Yandere"  Play on "A Certain Magical Index" (Adapted into "A Certain Scientific Railgun" anime)

20. Yuno who she is right? (puns aha)

21. Future Diary Cellphones- Better than the average Apple iPhone nowadays. Buy one get 30% discount for the next. Death warrant included. Provided by your neighborhood friendly T-Mobile. Mirai Nikkai referencing too strong..

22. "mortifying version of Gakko Gurashi!" ahh scary..

23. Yu-Gi-Oh stuffs... I still have those ancient cards that collected dust over the years.

24. [Imouto #666's Pantsu] I'm pretty sure that is a dangerous weapon right there.. I think...

25. "MC-san used the last bits of rare candies and all those other protagonist material steroids out there to unleash some Forbidden Jutsu." Whoo.. We got Pokemon and Naruto put together here. Fun.

26. "Forbidden Jutsu: I was gay this entire time.." -MC

       Best Jutsu in Naruto ever. Maybe. I'm sorry to all the Naruto fans that I may have insulted.

27. The end. Great way to end off a completely random story. Good job me!

And the moral of Story No. 1 is: Luccato-san needs more sleep or else he will create completely random stories that will make no sense in the end.

Current Status: Completely Defeated by Oneself

Luccato_san lvl 10

HP: -10/100

MP: 0/450

Atk: Currently nonexistent

Def: Broken

Agi: Ankles broken

Luck: Depressing

Equipment: Same as usual- except glasses durability dropped to 0

Skills: New Skill unlocked- Head_Desk Master