Procrastination 101
Featuring Luccato-sensei, Luna from "Eternal Fighting", and various anime related stuff
Lesson 1: Always be sure that the following materials are present- Yes you must work before you can procrastinate.
1. Wifi
2. PC + Phone
3. Snacks, as in a lot
4. Water and any other beverage
5. Door with a lock
6. Curtains
7. Headphones
8. Electrical outlet(s)
9. Chargers for electronics
10. Convenient bathroom nearby
11. Some sort of weapon- like a stick
12. Some sort of protective gear
13. Pillows, Plush Toys, etc.
14. Books
Lesson 2: Always lock the doors. ALWAYS
Intruders are not allowed.. If they keep knocking, turn the volume of music and stuff up.
Lesson 3: Food
Must always have fud nearby. Walking to the kitchen for fud after the door is closed is painful.
Lesson 4: Beverages
Water is necessary. Sugary drinks are good, but water is absolutely necessary. Continuously drinking some sweet beverage will make you sick at some point.
Lesson 5: Curtains
Close them. The sun isn't needed. Although it doesn't hurt to have them open.
Lesson 6: WiFi
No WiFi no PC/Phone. No PC/Phone= No Games. No Game No Life.
No life= You become emo
Conclusion: WiFi= Life
(Very important math equations we should all remember)
Lesson 7: Safety
Keep liquids separate from electronics. Cup holders and stuff like that recommended. Beverages in capped bottles also recommended.
Lesson 7.5: Books?
Choose interesting ones to read in case you get sick from staring at a screen for a long time.
Lesson 8: Bathrooms
Always make sure bathrooms are available and close to you. This is the most difficult part- getting up to use the restroom.
Lesson 9: Intruders
Use weapon when intruded upon and holy barrier breached. Smite thy enemies with thy Holy Excalibur or Holy Grail. Or a stick.
If parents are extremely oppressive force come round- surrender. Wear protective gear and brace yourself.
Lesson 10: Companions
Pillows, plush toys, body pillows, and stuff- those are your fellow comrades. Have faith in them.
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That's all. Any Questions?
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What about homework?
Files for homework.exe are revealed in Lucky Star
I have to do my project and it's due tomorrow!!!
Netflix and chill.
How will I study for my tests then?
Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu
No WiFi T^T
R.I.P
Sensei what do I do? My Waifu Pillow is gone!!!!!
No Waifu=No Laifu
You're on your own Timmy.
Sensei, do I choose the wasabi flavored snacks or the vanilla ones?
Whatever you like to eat.
PANTSU!?
Fanservice is always available out there.
Where's my chicken? It mah fav..
"Okay guys chill we don't have time to argue about chicken"- Luna
THERE IS ALWAYS TIME TO FIGHT OVER CHICKEN cocohikari!
I has 2000 ping and I can't do anything on LoL. Should I switch to AT&T?
Tell yourself whatever you need to get by after losing your games..
*whispers* It might be because you're horrible at League..
Sensei, the books are too heavy to carry.. What do I do?
Get eBooks or find some to read online.
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