Yosh! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt's Luccato-san once again. Yeah my all my intros suck. Got a poblem with it?

It's okay. I have a slight problem with it too.

Anyways~ this is just another rant where I unleash all my accumulated hatred from the past year into this little chapter. If you prefer the rainbows and pants- *COUGH*  and cake over my dark stuffs, I'd advise you not to read this and completely ignore it.

Where to begin..?

There are many things in the world that I like and can come to understand. However, there do exist very few things in the very same world that I have come to build pure hatred for.

1) I hate cupcakes. They are abused cake batter that has lost its freedom as one individual and split into multiple individuals. Having a cake makes life easier. Cake is where it's at. Cake stands for the bigger parties. Cupcakes are a sign of loneliness. One complete cupcake can be left outside the room of a loner. It's basically saying: Yo- you didn't come to the party. Celebrate it on your own. A cake slice outside the door is better! It's saying: Yo- you didn't come to the party. So we brought the party to you.

2) GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!! WHY THE HELL DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO DAMN GOOD?! I'M ADDICTED TO THEM!!! Also, my favorite flavor would be the Thin Mints. I HATE THEM SO MUCH THAT I LOVE IT AND VICE VERSA! 

Note: Cost is not the issue.

3) Allergies. The last time I caught the flu or a cold was six years ago, yet allergies always hang around year after year. The suffering I go through is painful. 

Note: I almost got a detention in school for sneezing constantly every five minutes. Then a finally of three in a row near the end of class. My teacher thought it was fake, and honestly, I can understand where that's coming from.

4) Tall people. Yes, tall people. I'm sorry to all the tall people out there, but as this is an accumulation of hatred, this one has also stockpiled to a point where I just have this tinge of annoyance. Once again, I apologize to all tall people.

WARNING: PREPARE FOR RANT+UNJUST BIAS

Tall people cause multiple problems in society. 

That somehow involves me.

Ugh.. I'll just list down some examples of the very many issues.

Tall people: Are able to make any sport more difficult for short people.

Example: Basketball. Almost never get the rebound with them around.

Example: Soccer. Tend to be good goalies when they practice often.

Example: Water Polo. Each stroke for them is another one for me. Plus, their reach is better.

Example: Football/Frisbee. Tall people can block/catch easily.

Tall people: Make heights an issue even though it shouldn't be. I'll elaborate.

Example: Those really tall guys who can't fit through the door making each damn entrance so dramatic or eye catching.

Example: Making anyone who's short feel even shorter.

Example: Always having to look up towards them to make proper eye contact.

Example: Long legs may lead to awkward seatings. In my case, the tall guy behind me constantly kicks my desk to make room for his legs. I can understand, but it's a real pain.

Example: Easily blocks you view if you happen to be behind them.

Alright I'll stop here before it gets worse. Though I say that I hate these things, I will come to understand them and possibly like them. All's well when it end's well, so I'll just end it on a happier note. How? With...

Everything ends well with cake.