This rant is about the DC live action show Gotham. This should be spoiler free.

Okay, let's get this out. I love Gotham. I love it's characters, it's plot, everything. I love it's great cast and diversity. I especially love it's inclusion of LGBTQA+ characters.

The only thing to do with a show like this is to become totally and unapologetically immersed in it. And, as we all know, obsessiveness can make you start building ships. And all ships have names.

GOTHAM SHIP NAMES ARE THE STUPIDEST THING ON THE GODDAMN PLANET!

LIKE, OTHER FANDOMS HAVE SMOOTH, SIMPLE ONES LIKE WENDIP, OR KLANCE, OR BLUEPULSE, OLICTIY, PERCABETH, DRARRY!

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TALK ABOUT SHIPS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND HAVE TO LOOK THEM IN THE EYES AND SAY YOU SHIP NYGMOBBLEPOT!

NYGMOBBLEPOT!

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN PRONOUNCED?

THEIR NAMES ARE EDWARD AND OSWALD. THIS FANDOM COULD HAVE GONE WITH SOMETHING SIMPLE, LIKE OSWARD OR EDWALD, OR EVEN RIDDLEUIN.

BUT NO

I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIP NYGMOBBLEPOT!

AHGHAHGAHAHAGAHGSHTKBRDJDBSJSYVEKDHSBSIHWVEKFKBSISBDJLSSKDJEGSAJGSJE!

QCCs!

Chow!