Voltron Characters As:
This is that meme where you assign characters of a book/show/movie ect. as things said or done.
With Voltron!
Voltron Characters as things I've said or done while horseback riding.
Special guest star: Pepper! My horse!
Lance: Listen, will continuously saying "fuck, I'm lost" make some magic fairy descend from the heavens and point me to a trail I recognize? No. Will I keep saying it anyway? Abso-fucking-lutely.
Keith: *points to any piece on litter on the trail as I pass it* Look, it's me!
Hunk: Are we on private property? Yeah, we're on priv- that's someones HOUSE fuck we on HELLA private property.
Pidge: Who the FUCK puts up a "Make America Great Again" sign in the MIDDLE of STATE FUCKING GAMELANDS?
Shiro: *endearingly refers to any drink taken with me as tequila*
Allura: Was Mother Nature high, drunk, both, or neither when she made spiders?
Coran: *stares down a blacksnake curled up in the middle of a trail* You wanna razzle dazzle bitch?
Matt: *to horse* Do horses from different countries speak different horse languages? Or is it a species thing?
Voltron characters as shit I've said to a homophobic kid from my science class
Featuring: Briar!
Lance:
Briar: How do you know your bisexual if you've never had a boyfriend?
Me: How do you know YOU'RE not gay if you haven't had dick before?
Keith:
Briar: Ugh! F*gs are so annoying!
Me: Fuck you, I'm a delight.
Hunk:
Briar: Iceman is gay now :(
Me: I know it's great!
Briar: What's so great about it?
Me: I get representation, you get butthurt. It's more entertaining than a movie.
Pidge:
Me: Listen, the only reason I speak to you is because you have good memes and you actually listen to my shit-ass conspiracy theories.
Shiro:
Briar: Ugh, can you tell a story that doesn't revolve around being queer?
Me: ..........Once upon a time, when you weren't such a lil' bitch.
Allura:
Briar: Man, gay girls are hot ;)
Me: Ha! Jokes on you motherfucker I look like a goddamn gremlin
Coran:
Briar: I don't think theres anything weirder than middle-aged gay dudes. They scare me.
Me: Middle-aged Conservatives that value my tits more than my life.
Matt:
Me: I hope you go to Hell and are forced to watch "Yuri on Ice" and "In A Heartbeat" on repeat.
Voltron Characters as seasons:
Lance: Summer
Keith: Autumn
Hunk: Summer
Pidge: Autumn
Shiro: Winter
Allura: Spring
Coran: Winter
Matt: Spring
Voltron Characters as shit my friends from FFA/agriculture technology and plant science shop class have done:
*Shit I did
Featuring: Trade School
Lance: Ordered a pizza at 4 am to a hotel we we're staying at for a competition
Keith: sang the entirety of "Bohemian Rhapsody", "We Didnt Start The Fire", and "All Star" for karaoke at our shop party
Hunk: ate a poinsettia leaf to show they weren't poisonous, got sick, and went home
Pidge:* went on a twelve minute rant about the economic impact of bees
Shiro: brought in a fanny-pack to school and carried our chicks around in it for the entire shop period
Allura:* explained the negative impact of the patriarchy and gender roles to a chicken named Tomato I was holding like a baby
Coran: belly-flopped in hotel pool wearing a scuba mask upside-down
Matt: while disposing of rotten chicken eggs, screamed YEET as loud as possible, threw one at the dumpster, missed, and hit the Welding Shop door
That is all folks.
I hoped you all enjoyed!
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