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Voltron Characters As:

This is that meme where you assign characters of a book/show/movie ect. as things said or done.

With Voltron!

Voltron Characters as things I've said or done while horseback riding.

Special guest star: Pepper! My horse!

Lance: Listen, will continuously saying "fuck, I'm lost" make some magic fairy descend from the heavens and point me to a trail I recognize? No. Will I keep saying it anyway? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Keith: *points to any piece on litter on the trail as I pass it* Look, it's me!

Hunk: Are we on private property? Yeah, we're on priv- that's someones HOUSE fuck we on HELLA private property.

Pidge: Who the FUCK puts up a "Make America Great Again" sign in the MIDDLE of STATE FUCKING GAMELANDS?

Shiro: *endearingly refers to any drink taken with me as tequila*

Allura:  Was Mother Nature high, drunk, both, or neither when she made spiders?

Coran: *stares down a blacksnake curled up in the middle of a trail* You wanna razzle dazzle bitch?

Matt: *to horse* Do horses from different countries speak different horse languages? Or is it a species thing?

Voltron characters as shit I've said to a homophobic kid from my science class

Featuring: Briar!

Lance:
Briar: How do you know your bisexual if you've never had a boyfriend?
Me: How do you know YOU'RE not gay if you haven't had dick before?

Keith:
Briar: Ugh! F*gs are so annoying!
Me: Fuck you, I'm a delight.

Hunk:
Briar: Iceman is gay now :(
Me: I know it's great!
Briar: What's so great about it?
Me: I get representation, you get butthurt. It's more entertaining than a movie.

Pidge:
Me: Listen, the only reason I speak to you is because you have good memes and you actually listen to my shit-ass conspiracy theories.

Shiro:
Briar: Ugh, can you tell a story that doesn't revolve around being queer?
Me: ..........Once upon a time, when you weren't such a lil' bitch.

Allura:
Briar: Man, gay girls are hot ;)
Me: Ha! Jokes on you motherfucker I look like a goddamn gremlin

Coran:
Briar: I don't think theres anything weirder than middle-aged gay dudes. They scare me.
Me: Middle-aged Conservatives that value my tits more than my life.

Matt:
Me: I hope you go to Hell and are forced to watch "Yuri on Ice" and "In A Heartbeat" on repeat.

Voltron Characters as seasons:

Lance: Summer

Keith: Autumn

Hunk: Summer

Pidge: Autumn

Shiro: Winter

Allura: Spring

Coran: Winter

Matt: Spring

Voltron Characters as shit my friends from FFA/agriculture technology and plant science shop class have done:

*Shit I did

Featuring: Trade School

Lance: Ordered a pizza at 4 am to a hotel we we're staying at for a competition

Keith: sang the entirety of "Bohemian Rhapsody", "We Didnt Start The Fire", and "All Star" for karaoke at our shop party

Hunk: ate a poinsettia leaf to show they weren't poisonous, got sick, and went home

Pidge:* went on a twelve minute rant about the economic impact of bees

Shiro: brought in a fanny-pack to school and carried our chicks around in it for the entire shop period

Allura:* explained the negative impact of the patriarchy and gender roles to a chicken named Tomato I was holding like a baby

Coran: belly-flopped in hotel pool wearing a scuba mask upside-down

Matt: while disposing of rotten chicken eggs, screamed YEET as loud as possible, threw one at the dumpster, missed, and hit the Welding Shop door


That is all folks.

I hoped you all enjoyed!

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