Rant
This is about Young Justice, the DC animated tv show. Season 3 info ahead.

Alright, my fellow Bluepulse trash children, buckle your seatbelts, grab your feels, and get ready to learn a thing that I myself have only learned a few days ago.

AGHHAGAGAGAHHGHGGGJJNJHHHHHHHHGGGH!

*deep breath* Alright, good news first.

As you guys know, season three of Young Justice will follow the five year time jump of the last arc, same as season two. Which means that Jaime Reyes (be still my little hoe heart) will be approximately 21 years old, and Bart Allen (see "Jaime Reyes") will be about 18. Legally adults. LEGALLY ADULTS MEANS LEGALLY ELIGIBLE FOR MARRIAGE. SAME SEX MARRIAGE IS LEGAL NOW! GREG WEISMAN, THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW, SAID THERE WILL BE QUEER CHARACTERS IN SEASON THREE!

(The "on-screen kiss" was a hoax, sadly.)

This means that Bart and Jaime have a half-decent shot at being cannon!

And now....

Alas...

Time for the bad news...

So I was reading this article about the costume changes in season two, right. And I get this sweet lineup....

Then I see...

And I think, 'yeah, she looks pretty damn badass'.

So I do some research...

Hmmm, okay, hmm.......wait

FUCK NO!

FUCK THAT! FUCK THAT SHIT SO HARD, FUCK THAT SHIT TO THE POINT WHERE CHRISTIAN GREY CALLS AND ASKS FOR ADVICE!
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I HAVE BEEN TO DAMN EXITED TO SEE A QUEER COUPLE TO HAVE...

THIS...

BITCH...
FUCK IT UP!

NO!

NO!

*deep inhale* I might be overreacting, but the point still stands!

So what do you think? Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Shout out to KlanceOnCaffeine! If you want a good Bluepulse fanfic, check out their wonderful fanfic "Novio", and it's follow-up "Te Amo"!