Anna: I guess that's why you only had salmon last time when you wanted sushi.
Me: You didn't read into the fact that that might've been the reason why I ONLY chose salmon? *thinks: This fucking-*
Another girl: I only knew you liked sushi.
Me: *facepalms* You didn't even consider asking my goddamn mom?
The girl: Well, I was only told you liked sushi.
Me: *thinks: I highly fucking doubt mom wouldn't tell you what I like. And why the actual FUCK did you only make goddamn rolls!? You fucking morons!* *mumbles: This is so moronic*
The girl: Well, do you want something else.
Me: No. *leaves while saying: I thought you adults would for once actually be smart*

HOW FUCKING BRAIN DEAD ARE THESE ADULTS!? I SWEAR TO GOD I WANT TO SNAP THEIR NECKS!